In Australia (no folks not Hitlers birthplace) bats that spend their time hanging upside down and pooping on cars and peoples heads, have ignited fear and panic amongst Aussies .
They basically are infecting two of mans best friends horses and dogs, in alarming numbers.
This virus caused by these perhaps mad bats is called the "Hendra Virus" and there is no way to stop it.
The virus itself is deadly and fast killing.
The Sharp and caring Aussie councils are forbidding anyone to cut down backyard trees that are home to these vampirish creatures.
Therefore people are cowering in fear one can imagine as these nocturnal vultures squawk and screech , and harass humans at night.
The virus can be contracted by biting or via the poo of the bats.
They poop everywhere and even attack windows during the very loud mating season.
are they plotting th edemise of mankind via the Hendra virus?

Bats plotting (conspiring) against mankind ? hahahahahaha
No, seriously ...... hahahahahahaha

Whats the IQ of an individual bat ? Something in the order of half an IQ point, if that ?

So who do you believe to be the ring-leader of this evil, diabolical and dastardly plot against us ? BATMAN, perhaps !

ATS seriously needs to lift it's game with the quality (or lack of) of threads these days.

hendra is fukn scarry badass # kills in 2 weeks when virus spreads what i heard is that dogs have some immunitty to hendra..

Yes, I believe there are bats plotting against mankind. Their names are Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin.