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Originally posted by Shdak
They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate." Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Originally posted by trisvonbis
What can I say.... Can't you people see a joke from an actual fact ? Please OP, help these gentlemen exit their state of awe. This story is circulating all over the internet for quite a long time, in many styles, versions and languages. No, revolution hasn't started yet, everyone is still firmly seated in front of their screens, typing away their issues and complaints on conspiracy sites. Have a pint, a fag, a coffee break, calm down. Nothing personal, please do not shoot me dead. Peace & whiskey.