Stop using the TWG(tall white guy) word...

I find it very hurtful to my feelings and you people could learn to be a little more sensitive...

First of all us people over the height of 6' 2" aren't tall... tall is very politically incorrect... We prefer vertically superior...

And what you call "white" isn't white... We find it very derogatory... We do have color you know... In the future if you could use European American or even Ivory or light brown...

lastly the words guy/dude/man... I think phallusly blessed is much more appropriate...

Sincerely,

The phallusly blessed vertically superior European American....

Along those lines, I no longer want to be referred to as fat, chubby, husky, obese or any other derogatory terms. From here on out I prefer UnderTall for my weight. I am a perfect weight............for someone 8'4"

And people, please stop referring to me as a red head.
My head is not RED!!! My hair, however, is a sort of rust color with some white in it.

snf, OP.

reply to post by cdnutz44


noted...

as for the tall white midget's out there

This is great!

I always refer to myself as vertically challenged when people say I'm short.


oh I'm 5'2" btw

Your rant reminds me of this pic:

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And please people; refer to me as an Irish American, not that lush puking in the toilet, no matter how true that description may be.
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I, myself, am Chertically Vallenged.

So I think I can call you any sort of TWG I want! Ner :

reply to post by wearewatchingyouman


Long Tall Sally? Slim Jim? Sitckman? Yao? Manute? What works? I'll note it.

CJ

reply to post by ColoradoJens


if you insist on using slurs to make yourself feel better "tall drink of water" would be the most acceptable I suppose...

Originally posted by neonitus

.... wow... sorry to lead you into trouble neo... I don't think what you said was meant to be a personal attack, and I wasn't aware that the word you used was considered vulgar... guess it is what it is... live and learn... this place is really confusing sometimes...

My mates 4 foot and a fag end tall dad used to call me lofty.
Better than being called a long streak of piss I suppose..

Originally posted by wearewatchingyouman
lastly the words guy/dude/man...

C'mon [color=C9BE62]dude. That aint right [color=C9BE62]man.
How could you leave '[color=C9BE62]bro' off of this list?

Lol,had a good laugh from this thread.

Thanks for the laughs.

Cheers

And if you would please refrain from calling me....

5150 – ate up – ate up with the dumb ass – bananas – batty – bobo – bonkers – crackass – cracked out – cray-cray – crazier than a run-over dog – crazier than a #-house rat – craziness – crunk – dodgy – far out – freaky-deaky – f'ked up – funkdafied – funky – have a screw loose – hyphy – insane in the membrane – jacked up – kooky – leafy – loopy – loud – mad – madcap – mad whack – messed – mondo bizarro – need a check up from the neck up – noid – non-linear – nuts – nuttso – nutty – off (one's) nut – off (one's) rocker – off the deep end – on crack – one fry short of a Happy Meal – out of the box – out to lunch – postal – redic – scary – seven thirty – smoke crack – spich – throwed – throwed off – trippy – two cans short of a six pack – wacked – whack – whacked – wigged out

eccentric will suffice

reply to post by BrokenCircles


my apologies... I kind of like bro... However I do agree that "my phallusly blessed brother" would be more apropos...

reply to post by mblahnikluver


Holy heck! I'm 6'1" without shoes on, and 235 pounds(roughly, I'm Australian...metric system)

I could eat you for breakfast! OM NOM NOM!!!

On topic! I don't mind being called whitebread, cracker, honky, whathaveyou. I find it quite hilarious actually when i hear these "slurs" uttered. The "N" word is a term that was used by slavers in the old days, so i can totally see why black people would hate being called it. Noticed how i said black people, it's not being racist, its just like calling "Caucasians" white.

Sooooooo, hows a 'bout we drop this and stop by my cracker mums house and have some tea and biscuits?