reply to post by unityemissions
This is so true! I watched very little television for several years, until I married my current wife. She watches it from dusk till dawn. Through her,
I've had the... enlightening experience of what pop culture's been up to lately. All I can say is: WOW!
I have come to the conclusion that I am missing something... something important. Something that makes you immune to the mind-numbing boringness that
is reality tv. Something that makes you masochistic enough to voluntarily watch the same 30-second commercials every 4 minutes over and over and over
again.
It's like they identify everything that is appealing and then do the opposite. How do people tolerate this? You know what I think? I think it's a
conspiracy. I think they are intentionally putting the absolute worst programming they can think of in order to get us up off the couch and outside. I
think that the obesity epidemic is SO BAD, that they are actually trying to bore and repulse us into getting some exercise. The problem is that no
matter how awful the shows get, NOTHING WORKS! We still keep watching!!
I can just picture these poor tv people getting so frustrated at our apathy. "ok, check out these skanky people acting like high schoolers with their
stupid drama at night clubs. What? You LIKE that? Ok, how about this house full of people who literally DO NOTHING all day except occasionally play a
game and form "alliances". Still watching? Damn, alright. Maybe those people were just too pretty... Time to play hardball! Here's a show about a
chef who screams at people. Our ratings went UP? Crap! Ok, um.... Here's a show about fat people trying to lose weight. Here's a show about pregnant
teenagers! Here's a show about people who eat weird things! Argg!! Why are you still watching?!?!"
Yup. Just like that.
Same goes for radio, btw.