Got anything random or absurd phrase to say?

Got anything random or absurd phrase to say?



Stop being such a frosted lemon coward and go out with your friends.

Jiminy Cricket!

Suggestive Nuggets!

There’s a turnip on your eyebrow. Please be very careful or i might have to give jelly to the coconut and spin it all around.

what does this globble-de-goop mean?

Conservation is the mark of a dying civilization.When your technology is no longer advancing at an exponential rate to match your population growth, then you're done. Bring on the next contender.

reply to post by balon0


When the man fries the moons coconuts, the cattle call the farmer and tell him what to eat. If you can switch over to Geico, you might live under a rock or you can fry the lizards that leap over the discontented sky.

Did you get into grandma's special brownies again, or just a glass of that special kool-aid?

If you find yourself in a hole....STOP digging....

supercalafragillisticexpealladoshus
Anyone speak scat?

you dropped your pocket

Now I have 191 posts......

'Yes We Can!"

But he didn't.

Coming soon:

"4 More Years!"

˙ɹǝʇsɐɟ ɯooɹ ʇɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʇǝƃ oʇ sıɥʇ ƃuıop ʎןuo ɯɐ ı

˙punoɹɐ ןןɐ ʇı uıds puɐ ʇnuoɔoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎןןǝɾ ǝʌıƃ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥƃıɯ ı ɹo ןnɟǝɹɐɔ ʎɹǝʌ ǝq ǝsɐǝןd ˙ʍoɹqǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ uo dıuɹnʇ ɐ s’ǝɹǝɥʇ

¡sʇǝƃƃnu ǝʌıʇsǝƃƃns

¡ʇǝʞɔıɹɔ ʎuıɯıɾ

˙spuǝıɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʇno oƃ puɐ pɹɐʍoɔ uoɯǝן pǝʇsoɹɟ ɐ ɥɔns ƃuıǝq doʇs



¿ʎɐs oʇ ǝsɐɹɥd pɹnsqɐ ɹo ɯopuɐɹ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇoƃ
[ı/]0uoןɐq ʎq pǝʇsod ʎןןɐuıƃıɹo[ı]

go in the bathroom russian...come out american...in the bathroom, european..............................transformers 3 was one of the most horrible movies ive ever seen in my entire life, to let that past the editing room with shilo buffets performance and whos idea was it not to have that blonde chick in underwear the whole movie!? At least they took the racially suggestive auto-bots out but jesus christ, everything from the lame accoustic songs to a slow motion scene everytime optimus prime moves, all the way to an einstein auto-bot ( for my sullace the einstein autobot WAS in fact shot in the face execution style by a decepticon ) i was pi**ed for sure michael bay sucks so hard like auto-bot blood ??? really?? i wish i had authority to excommunicate him from the human race and exile him to a private space station where he would live the rest of his days with george lucas plotting more ways to bastardize everything i hold dear (movie and entertainment-wise) in this world with only the last 5 minutes of Return of the Jedi playing over and over to keep them entertained for eternity, as well as the two mystic testi tasters i would like to also put shi leaboeaeuofe,and every single person who contributed to the garbage i payed 9.50 to see, if one more shi**y movie comes out trying to just get my intial box office visit im going to literally go Ash Williams on the entire movie industry minus james cameron....... unless he makes avatar 2......... -/end flaming doucher rant

reply to post by Forevever


As random as this thread is I REALLY have to know where you got that from.

It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like.

The Toddler's Creed...also applies to some adults I know.

IF I WANT IT, IT'S MINE!

IF I GIVE IT TO YOU AND THEN CHANGE MY MIND LATER, IT'S MINE!

IF I CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU BY FORCE, IT'S MINE!

IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, IT'S MINE!

IF IT'S MINE, IT WILL NEVER BELONG TO ANYONE ELSE, NO MATTER WHAT!!

IF WE ARE BUILDING SOMETHING TOGETHER, ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE!

IF IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE I USED TO OWN OR HAVE AT HOME, IT'S MINE!

Originally posted by jude11
'Yes We Can!"

But he didn't.

Coming soon:

"4 More Years!"

edit on 3-7-2011 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

Hey, you never know, it might get more honest this time around when it comes to the slogans...

"Change we can believe in!"

becomes

"Chains we can believe in!"

How is it gonna be to much for me? I mother f***ing ice t

When a man looks upon himself in the mirror, make sure that the man who is looking back likes who HE sees.

This is ground control to Major Tom, we have a problem.

Repeat 3 times as fast as you can...


I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son,

But I'll pluck the figs till the fig plucker comes.