posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:31 AM
ATSers: It's a hoax, there is no such thing as the titanic. It is all CGI.
Ron Paul supporters: We told you to let the free market run its course and not subsidize the final hull covering with government grants.
Alex Jones: it was the illuminati who sank the ship to eliminate competition to the big banks
David Icke: Reptiles sank the ship with a photon beam
Israel: Palestinians sank the ship
Palestinians: Israelis dressed as Palestinians sank the ship
CIA: We tried to infiltrate the ship to spread democracy but it suddenly began to sink as soon as our agents climbed on board.
FBI: We have no evidence that the ship sunk, and we will keep this message on our website for years to come.
NSA: We believe the hacker group TTYL in conjunction with ROTFLMAO sent a stuxnet virus onto the ship.
Liberals: The Koch brothers sunk the ship because they hate poor people.
NASA: we had some black and white footage of the ship sinking but we accidentally lost it
Vatican: God sunk the ship...no wait, it was the devil...no wait it was Jews...hold on get back to us.
Washington Post: The "Sovereign Citizen" brigade sunk the ship
edit on 27-6-2011 by filosophia because: (no reason given)