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Weird question but...How can i go about being Abducted?

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:51 PM
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Ive been wanting to be abducted for a while. My dad has been abducted, But i want to experience it for myself but how would i do this on purpose?
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:53 PM
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Hmmm....seems like most of the people I hear about who claim abductions live in trailer parks in Alabama or Arizona. Maybe you should start with one of those places....


Here. I offer proof of my claims:

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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Go to bed early and wait for a moment of sleep paralysis, you should experience something akin to abduction.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Um most likely by dropping a few hits of acid or trying to take a tour of Area 51 all up close n stuff.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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Put on some lipstick and go into the woods after dark. That should do the trick.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:55 PM
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Originally posted by shortyboy
Um most likely by dropping a few hits of acid or trying to take a tour of Area 51 all up close n stuff.


Lol I'd get shot lol



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:56 PM
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Dang i live in Florida.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:56 PM
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Broadcast a message in sumerian. Wouldn't know what to use though or what frequency.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:56 PM
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I too would welcome an abduction.....as I posted here way back: My Abduction Request

read my thread......if you get an answer let me know...I want to go too !!


AG



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:57 PM
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Why would you want to probed by funny little creatures.. And it would probably be am anal one aswell!
Unless of course thats your thing..
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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:58 PM
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If you really want to get probed, I'm sure there are easier ways to go about it than soliciting abduction.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:59 PM
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To be honest i don't believe.

But if i was proved wrong i think the best way to attract attention would be
some sort of high power transmitter with really long wave length signals (they travel furthest i think)
Maybe mixed with a real high power laser flashing the same signal might get you seen.

Although you may be taken away to the madhouse if anyone finds you


Good luck!



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 02:59 PM
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Go to the Gulf Breeze area of Fl.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:00 PM
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Originally posted by Misterlondon
Why would you want to probed by funny little creatures.. And it would probably be am anal one aswell!
Unless of course that is your thing, that is your kinda...


At least he would have a GAY ole time.....lol.....



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:02 PM
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Lol. I dont care what they do as long as its not an Anal Probe.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Buy a farm in the middle of nowhere, practice malnutrition, have sexual incounters with your farm animals and cusins...that should do the trick!



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by ObvTruth
Lol. I dont care what they do as long as its not an Anal Probe.


It's always an anal probe...lol



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:13 PM
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I know how, i have seen this befoure and i will tell you how...first try to run outside with one finger up your bumhole try to scream like a little girl, you can shout...I LIKE PUPPIES!! or I AM A GIRL!! thing like that will get you abducted, they come in a police car i think.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:19 PM
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I found something you might like


www.kevinbraddock.com...Pdf.



posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 03:27 PM
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Well you could watch fire in the sky the movie. It was based on a true story that happend in the oregon mountains.FIRE IN THE SKY
What a crazy movie. One of the best alien movies ever made. And the very best part about it is that this is what he remembers on the ship!

Enjoy.



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