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Global Conspiracy Revealed !

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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 08:57 AM
Finally the truth is out about one of the most sinister and insidious conspiracies of our age.

This conspiracy reveals that humanity have been enslaved by hostile creatures.

These creatures infiltrate our homes, demand we serve them and plot world domination from within our homes.

What is worse even than our slavery is that we love these usurpers and plotters.

I know I do.

I have remained still and captive, pinned to the sofa by one of the fat sleeping fiends for so long my legs went numb, even though I wanted to get and make a cup of tea.

Yet to make this fiendish creature happy, I let it sleep on my lap for hours.

The truth is finally revealed.

Be ready to be shocked and amazed.

What you will read will change the way you see the world.

Link here ;

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:06 AM
HAHA What a phenomenal link!

Simply love this kind of humor! 1 billion flags and stars for you sir!

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:10 AM
reply to post by Swizzy

Did you do the quiz ?

I am apparently under a severe 93 % threat rating of imminent attack.

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:13 AM
Hah mine is 93% too!

I had to leave my cat behind when I moved out of my parents house :| Miss the evil bugger xD

I could go in the garden, whistle and it would come along like a dog

And pretty much everytime I looked at it it would immediately throw itself on its back and await patting

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:23 AM
reply to post by Swizzy

I had a cat with the cunning name Puss.

Puss was clever like Stephen Hawkings, but with claws.

He used to sit on my lap, dribbling, and if I used to try and move he would stick his razor sharp claws into my legs until I sat sill again or would jump up, run up my shoulders and stick his claws into the top of my head - so that he was like a very painful hat as a punishment for disobeying his 'no movement, commands.

He was like a suburban Rambo - any living thing smaller than a pony that dared enter his turf would be hunted down and ruthlessly exterminated.

Any other cat that entered his garden would be attacked in a way that would make the mafia proud.

It was his turf alone and he defended it like an LA Cripp defends his street corner.

He was one mean, gang banging, feline, bad ass cat mofo.

RIP Puss.

Respect to my dead hommie !

Cat bangers Never Die !

edit on 21-5-2011 by leejohnbarnes because: (no reason given)

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:26 AM
Brraaap Braaaap - For me Cat !

posted on May, 21 2011 @ 09:50 AM
I just knew something was afoot!
I miss my two cats i used to serve, now i just pay homage to a cat at my friends home, amusingly this cat attacks it's own slaves (fridge/staircase) but leaves me unscathed. I insist it's because i 'pay my dues' by always giving him a fuss on sight.

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