Ninja Skillz

If TPTB decide to strike, we must be prepared as ninjas!!
My friends, I do not know if you are aware of this beautiful sport, but I believe it will have much relevance in the coming times...
Pre-watching warning: This video is extremely exaggerated because this guy is a god, of course, you would only use what you need to survive off this art.

www.youtube.com...

Parkour is ridiculous.. IMO, essential ninja/survival skills.. If we are prepared to face obstacles, and see life as physics, we will no have the boundaries of fences and doors... We will be able to roam freely through the world.. Parkour just increases your freedom of movement...
Once one learns these tactics, they begin to suppress their fear of falling and injury, therefore have more ground to cover / strategize... Knowlege = Power

Please feel free to post other useful survivor skills that can increase our chances of survival against TPTB..
I mean, They can't possibly beat 7 billion ninja-trained armies, right?

Lol... Maybe useful for getting away from the po-lice.


Deebo

I'll star and flag because this sport is dope, but unless survival means dodging animals or overweight police officers, this is a fail.

Nope, too old for that goo, I'll just stand my ground and break even or better.
I'm leaning towards or better.

lmao u guys r hilarious. Come on bro, you don't imagine epic battles vs NSA? Or some Uncharted type action? Where you're getting shot by 500 guys while climbing the wall and you don't die? Only to recover seconds later?
lool jk

reply to post by heavenlysouldier


Hey man! If you like that you will wet yourself watching this guy!

Damien Walters

Immense!

www.youtube.com...
www.youtube.com...

I'll flag and star this.
I hadn't considered Parkour as a survival skill but you're right, particularly in urban environments.
These really are ninja skills, just add weapons proficiency, poison and invisibility,


I'm with g146541, Too old for this.
Back flips cannot avoid buckshot, remember that.

reply to post by Asktheanimals


Lol imagine doing a backflip as someone shoots at you with a shotgun, and your halfway through the backflip so your upside down, then the force of the buckshot sends you flying across the room upside down in a flurry of blood and ninja skills, hahah.

Ninjas were also masters in their knowledge of medicine, botany, and dozens of martial arts, not just ninjutsu. Just sayin. The videos were amazing though. These skills would be useful if you were going to raid someone in an urban area and you wanted to get out ASAP. I'm going to post them on facebook, I think everyone should see how bad ass those guys are! Truly amazing.

The real Ninja skills that would help in such a scenario are the skills of stealth and obfuscation.
No amount of urban acrobatics are going to help against a burst from an automatic weapon.

Apparently to become a ninja you have to be a master in 7 different karate skills, and then past some insane tests.
Still though, would not like to run into one of those guys.

Some of these guys doing this stuff are clearly reptiles. You think humans can jump those kind of heights without breaking their legs?
Whether they are full reptiles or just carry some reptilian DNA is debatable, but this is not natural.

Impressive but where are all the video's of it going all Pete Tong ??