posted on May, 7 2011 @ 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Melvin
I have an IQ of 48 and I like icecream trucks.
Please do not be mean, I come in peace & friend.
I also like aliens.
It took me a very long time to write this.
Hello
The owner of a barber shop had just installed a new robotic barber when in walked a customer. The robot began to cut the customer's hair, then asked
him in a mechanical voice "What's your IQ?"
The man replied "130", then the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened
intently, thinking to himself "This is really cool."
Later that same day, another gentleman came in for a haircut. As before, the robot began cutting the man's hair, then asked him "What's your
IQ?"
The manreplied "100", after which the robot began talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man listened intently, then thought to himself
"Wow, this is really cool."
Later on, in came a third guylooking to get a haircut. As it had done before, the robot barber began cutting, then asked the man "What's your
IQ?"
The man replied, "70", after which the robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Obama running for re-election in
2012."