Here's a few quick laughs to lighten the mood!!

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that
tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream....
What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because
some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You
piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CR/AP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was
here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

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Lmao good job

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lol funny, whats funny about the mayan calender ending is that our calenders end too!! lol every 30 days or so or 365 days

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Thanks for this really it made my day! I really needed the laughs your post caused. I have just been having a really crappy day. It doesn't help that I haven't seen the sun in like a week. Darn clouds!! The Miley Cyrus one cracked me up good! ( I happen to be watching The Last Song right now lol)

That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! S+F for u

HAHAHA!! I figured after reading about Osama for the last 22 hours straight we could use a little break....Marco....

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I hear ya! Bad news tends to come in three's and it seems that you have hit that number....smooth sailing from here!!

I really needed that today
Thank you.
Star and Flag for punching a hole in my bad mood today.

Originally posted by CUJOCREEP
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lol funny, whats funny about the mayan calender ending is that our calenders end too!! lol every 30 days or so or 365 days

Let's hope to God that some future civilization never discovers one of our calendars.

Hahahahhahaaaaa

One word to describe this OP...

AWESOME!!!

That 1985 gag made me laugh the hardest. I think a bit of wee came out!

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That was EXCELLENT! Thank you for the funnies, much appreciated.

Thanks for the positive replies fellow ats'ers

I had a crazy weekend with lots of ups and downs...my ex's lil bro invited me to his rugby game and her whole fam was there, these are people that saw me and still see me as their own son. So as nice as it was it stirred up some raw emotion that I had happily suppressed. Top that Off with a nasty hangover, and no sleep since the Osama news... Phew. Had to change the tune

Wahaha,nice share,I love it, thanks .