O. M. G. You wont believe this, the Barney code! The Ultimate conspiracy.

I have always been rather skeptical when people claim to find codes in the Bible, and even a lot of the Nostradamus stuff. It just all seemed way too far fetched.

But...............Im a believer now. I always knew the PTB were trying to program our children with their evil television programs and I have incontrovertible PROOF!!!! (is that enough exclamation points?)

Anyhoo..............hold on to your undies. Barney........ is Satan. And I can prove it. I was spelunking in a cave in Tibet................errr................browsing Facebook, and I came across the ultimate Barney code.

1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

...2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers:
666

Is that crazy or what????

If this is too gray for the gray area, I understand. I wasnt sure where it would go.

wow! i guess i need throw away all my barney videos away now i can't have that in my house ....

Is there one for baby bop too???lol

I just knew that DInosaur was EVIL.....

2nd

Barney isn't cute, he's kind of dopey looking.

So with that in mind "CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR" doesn't work.


Try it with "Dopey Looking Dinosaur" and see if it adds up. I'd do it but I don't really care.

I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too? I love you You love me We're best friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too?

Damn that Satan, spreading messages of love.

reply to post by AbStrActiNg


Quit trying to change the code to conceal the fact he is Satan. Im onto you. Debunker wanna be.

reply to post by YouDeserveToKnow


Yeah play that backwards and see how cute it is.

reply to post by Illusionsaregrander


Play any song backwards and see how cute it sounds.

So barneys been the anti christ all along,shame on you PBS.lol

reply to post by YouDeserveToKnow


Im trying to think of an appropriately hysterical response to your criticism of my discovery, but its eluding me at the moment. Let me go check some other threads.

And the Telletubbies are his consorts!
Now those darn things have always FREAKED ME OUT, MAN!

reply to post by Illusionsaregrander


You do that.

reply to post by ldyserenity


LMAO i swear telletubbies ARE NOT HUMAN.those were the strangest things,i cant possibly imagine what kind of human could crawl into those costumes and act them out..The costumes were really barneys minions!

reply to post by YouDeserveToKnow


Mock now, unbeliever.

reply to post by Illusionsaregrander


Maybe there is something to all of this.

reply to post by VicDiaz89


Really! I was on Ambien when my kids watched the show. Let me tell you that doesn't mix teletubbies + Ambien = freaky teletubbie nightmares!!!!