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Originally posted by Jonna
God, you know I hate it! My girlfriend nags me to go every year. Your hands get all red and there is bugs everywhere. It always seems to rain the night before so the whole damn place is muddy. Strawberry picking is her idea of a wholesum afternoon or something. I guess that she is getting bored of my '___' addicted midget hookers.
Originally posted by AF1
I live in Virginia, and I never met so many stupid people in my life. Those rednecks might be good for a few things, but overall they are idiots.
Originally posted by KrazyJethro
I don't ride motercycles.
I am not excedingly overweight.
I don't drive a truck.
I don't know how to fix cars.
I don't have dress jeans and work jeans.
I don't feel good eating in greesy spoons.
I hate beer.
I hate sports and refuse to learn anything about stats, players, or rules.
I don't think good wine comes from a box.
I don't think All You Can Eat Buffets are a place to take my family for a nice Friday meal out.
I read those funny things called books.
I know more about Islam than what is said on the Fax News Channel.
I wouldn't make "Shake-n-Bake" for guests.