I love spiders - so many people afraid of spiders!
Spiders are awesome cause they eat all the other bugs
The only thing that scares me is cockroaches. I don't know why.
I've learned all any human needs to know about them, thinking it would help. It did not.
If I see one I run in the opposite direction. Its an auto-flight response I can't control.
Everytime an orkin commercial comes on the TV I put my hand up so I can't see it
I can't look at it - I can't even kill it
I will recruit you (or anyone else who will answer their phone at 3 in the morning) to kill it
I will insist you crush it twice then remove the thing from my house
It has multiple nerve centers! it takes 7 to 10 days to starve to death without a head!!!
DO NOT even think about flushing it or leaving it in my trash can. HELL TO PAY
Any, and every species of cockroach, strikes a level of fear into me that is indescribable.
Someday I'm going to see the Chuck Norris cockroach equivalent and my heart will just stop.
I'm convinced thats how I'm going to die.
Every single encounter I ever had with one is burned into my brain forever.
I could go on for DAYS on the subject.....