Given the nine months notification, there is plenty of time to hide for the impending global tsunami. Those who own a sea worthy vessel just need to stock up food and water for several weeks and leave the harbor well in advance of December 21st. Those who don't poses a ship that can roam the oceans can preorder here a Joint Escape Sea Unit System II. These transparent spherical units are designed to survive tsunamis.They allow the user to walk over water out into the open sea, and to walk back to shore when the tsunami is over. Thanks to their unique closed construction and graphene-reinforced materials used, these spheres can withstand water pressures that can be expected to occur when inadvertently the sphere gets too close to shore and temporarily is covered in wall of water. One unit can accommodate a single person of up to 210 lbs.
It's pretty obvious to me that this is/was an April Fools joke. But I find this concept here to be hilarious.
And the picture just tops it off.
Whoever wrote this article was trollin', and trollin' hard.
