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Nosred's advice thread

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posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 11:46 PM
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I have somewhat of a dilemna...


I have an adoptive son.... but he was become the scurge of humanity. .... and ATS


Do I kill him... and save humanity from his Evil, thereby betraying my duty as a parent ??

... or allow him to run rampant.




posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 12:16 PM
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You should give him all your money and help him in his quest to take over ATS.



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 12:45 PM
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Dear Damien's Dad,

You should gather the necessary daggers and kill him immediately! Either that or find a crypt to bury him in so that the rest of us remain safe...

For those seeking REAL sage advice, feel free to stop by Ask JaxonRoberts and receive advice from someone who isn't completely insane (just EVIL)...



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 01:01 PM
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Real sage advice? You couldn't even solve a simple advanced Calculus question I asked you. Leave the question answering to me.



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 01:55 PM
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and you weren't smart enough to keep your trap shut even when warned and got yourself banned for life from chat... and the answer to EVERYTHING is Bacon Cubed...



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 03:08 PM
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HELP !! HELP !! HELP !!

My boyfriend is addicted to chips !!!


He eats NOTHING but chips....

Breakfast = chips

Lunch = chips

Tea = chips


Oh with an odd sausage or egg thrown in occasionally !!

Pleeeeeeze help Mr Nosred cos he moves like a slug


Is there a cure ??
Is it too late to save him ??




posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 03:09 PM
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Is it too late to save him ??


She's lying, Ignore her!!!






posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 03:19 PM
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reply to post by Rising Against
 


Goddamit !!!

The chips are coming !!!


Just be patient....

Do you want ketchup tonight or brown sauce ???



Both....Okaaaay !!!



xxx



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 04:06 PM
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Well, there are four areas in the brain that are known to be related to substance addictions, so my solution is to surgically remove the following areas of his brain -

The ventral tegmental area

The nucleus accumbens

The prefrontal cortex

The basolateral amygdala

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I'll get the scalpel!



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 04:08 PM
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reply to post by Wildmanimal
 


Thank you kindly.




posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 04:54 AM
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Originally posted by Nosred
reply to post by uk today
 


I'll get the scalpel!






posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 09:51 AM
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Your advice was most helpful Mr Nosred


But if it's ok with you, I've lined up a different brain surgeon cos RA deserves only the best




Its ok RA, I'll hold your hand baby

It won't hurt....

xxx



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