posted on Feb, 17 2011 @ 12:42 PM
This is my ode to the ATS poster who, for lack of a better word, is a complete douche.
Is it difficult waking up every morning and pissing excellence? You would figure after a few years it would start to sting. We all see the sarcasm and
anger flowing out of your posts. Are you still living in your parents basement at 38? Do you wake up and think to yourself, "man o man, I can't wait
to get on the internet and spread my viral repugnence"? Tell me, o lord of the keyboard, with your infinite god like wisdom, we all know that you are
perfectly able to come with an amazing post, yet you are negative in every aspect of your posting style. We all know who you are and I won't call any
names for fear of your 'groupies' flaming me. Try something new. Nex time just reply with "I'm a douche, nothing to see here". That would, at
least, make me less likely to spend 2 or 3 minutes of my time on your self righteous, arrogant post. Just so you are aware, when people reply to your
posts and show you your doucheyness, I'm the guy that stars that post.
Its amazing how someone can actually be fairly smart when it comes to obscure things, but lack any kind of reguard for other people. I believe there
is a special place for you types, in the moldy, damp darkness that is your parents basement. Maybe you should come out for air and ask a random
stranger for a hug. Hell, if I live close enough I would drive to your house to give you said hug. Thats all you really need.
In closing. I appreciate EVERYONES thoughts here at ATS. Even you, but give it a rest. Take it easy on the noobies, maybe they arent aware of your
venom like posts, or the fact that, given a chance, you could probably be one of the best posters on this site, but I am. Do us all a favor, firmly
grasp your buttocks, pull with all of your might, and maybe you can see a new light. Maybe we all can.