This topic has reminded me of some memories. Yes gas is funny but it is also gross. Lucky for me I don't have too much gas. But, I do belch alot. How
lady like LOL. And I can belch like a Walrus too!
So I was reminded of this one incident at a store...
One time I was in this Walgreens looking for allergy meds. OK, I felt kinda ill to begin with, all the medicines are so confusing, I was standing
there trying to decide - and these OLD people - I mean REALLY OLD - ancient - were standing like 15 feet away from me - and I hear this LOUD
It was a HUGE fart and man was it LOUD! I could hear it clearly from many feet away. DISGUSTING!!!
And then I knew - I had like 20 seconds to make up my mind on the medicine before the smell hit. When this light dawned I instantaneously went into
pannicked combat mode. I was still unsure which med to get - it was literally like a horror movie where someone is trying to get a key in a lock
before the crazed killer gets them.
And then the smell DID hit - and it was HIDEOUS! Very, very bad. Extremely FOUL! So I grabbed some meds quick and practically ran to the cash
This is funny - I swore I would never repeat this - but no one here knows the person in question - and let me just call them A Relative.
So - A Relative works a biz job, fairly swanky yuppy place. The company takes them on "outings" too - takes the whole office - rents buses. On one
outing - A Relative had at this function - some kind of shrimp dish - which didn't ah - sit right. Once back on the bus - A Relative had to use the
bus toilet and a ferocious blast of diarrhea ensued.
Because these bus toilets are not so great, even the best of them, the end result was that the entire bus got stunk up. Badly. And everyone
that it was A Relative who was to blame, saw them go in the toilet.
This was many years ago, and if I remind A Relative of it - they still cringe
This person does get themselves in alot of gas and poo related messes
as well LOL.