how is it u can smell your own farts but not other peoples?

reply to post by NWOnoworldorder


This reminds me of a pub I used to go to which got closed down due to sewage issues. Really bizarre too because the place was always clean and the toilets always worked. I think it had to do with the 'pitch' of the old sewer pipes going into the city sewers. Not up to code or something. Pity. I loved that place

Trying to remember more funny gas stories. Mine more involve non working toilets, other strange plumbing issues, pee -

That reminds me - women SURE CAN pee standing up (squatting, anyway) - I've peed on the roadside many a time. Once peed in front of a mural/painting of Mother Cabrini - I'm probably going to hell for that

I am also like "George Costanza" in Seinfeld - in regards to his detailed knowledge of all the best toilets in NYC. I am the same - I know all the best toilets in Chicago. I could publish a guide, practically.

Unfortunately, I am not always near one - which necessitates things like peeing on the street in front of Mother Cabrini

reply to post by Whiffer Nippets


lmao......speaking of pee...i was out with friends one night after a night out and we couldnt get a cab home so we decided to walk...i was bursting for a pee so jumped into bushes to hide myself from passers by, and pulled my pants down little realising that i was surrounded by stinging nettles which i found out mid flow...well u cant just stop can u? so im peeing and screaming in these bushes and people are walking past with very odd looks on their faces..needless to say my ass and thighs were itching all over!...wasnt a pleasant experience lol

Personally, I hate all noxious fumes. I've never been able to sit down and enjoy a good whiff of stank. But that's... a good thing......

I thought this was going to be a thread about Fart Porn.


I don't like mine or others but, I've been told there videos of girls huffing each others, or so they say.

How about doing it on a date?


We've got chemistry here.

You know it is a nice one when you look over and the cat is backed up in the corner wearing a pair of welding goggles



If I may quote the great Austin Powers - woman : "How dare you break wind before me?"

Powers : "I didn't know it was your turn, baby!"