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The Most Interesting Man in the World

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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 07:29 AM
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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 07:44 AM
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I would rank this on par with the "real men of genius commercials"Bud L commercial
Great post and although people flag for the doom and misery (most of the time) i'm up for a lot more humor



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:13 AM
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I once turned warfare into a happy occasion.

I once made sense of 2 + 2 = 5

Unlike most, I can stop after one Pringle

I am- the most interesting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance My Friends.


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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:27 AM
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I once refused to believe that the world was round...

...The world conceded.

At airports TSA agents agree to my pat downs, to keep me safe from them

I don't need to sleep with one eye open. I can see through my eyelids..


I am- the most intersting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance My friends


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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:34 AM
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I think Bud has the best advertising committee of all time. Between the frogs, horses, and the real men of genius, they have decades of memorable commercials.

I still have: we salute you mr. foam finger maker.
stuck in my head.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:36 AM
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This is just EPIC and full of 8 mins of win.
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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:37 AM
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These commercials are brilliant! I love the use of the narrators voice from Frontline. Hey, Vix? Do you have that voice follow you around? If so, I want to be your friend, lol.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:38 AM
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I often fall out of consciousness, because I want to.

My MRI shows a lump, because I told it to.

My fingers and toes tingle with my awesomeness.

I have, a brain tumor.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:46 AM
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..You are- the most screwed person in the world...

Stay irradiated, my friend.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:51 AM
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I rented a car from Hertz once, I found my wife's panties in the back seat.

I cheated on my IQ test, and still got a -20.

I was thinking of running for President, polls showed Bristol Palin would get more votes.

The same woman turned me down for a date 17 times. Thanks a lot, sis.

I am -- the least interesting poster on ATS.

Stay drunk, my friends.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 08:53 AM
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brilliant!



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 09:14 AM
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If looks can kill, so can my avatar.

I have an irrational belief in healthy skepticism.

I am a national treasure...In 47 countries.

I am- the most interesting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance, my friends.


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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 09:20 AM
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haha thats a good one
xD



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 09:23 AM
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His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards




Lucky him.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 09:29 AM
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Sharks have a week dedicated to him
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posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 10:21 AM
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"Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact"
"His organ donation card also lists his beard"
"If I can count the quarters in you pocket, use them to call a tailor"
"It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary"
All good stuff.


I have to admit this is fun.

Aliens think I am abducting them, but they have no proof.

Bigfoot claims to have a fuzzy video of me.

The purpose of the Philadelphia Experiment was to find my secret island.

The Bilderburgers believe I'm trying to take over the world; they don't know the half of it.

I am -- the most secretive man in the world.

Forget you read this post, my friends, if you know what's good for you.



posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 12:25 PM
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Thanks for the laughs projectvxn

Happy Thanksgiving



posted on Nov, 29 2010 @ 04:14 PM
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Before wikileaks released it's cache of diplomatic documents..

Julien Assange called me first to ask my permission..

The Tea Party once asked me to be thier leader...

I don't drink tea...

I once had dinner with a woman named Kim that looked like a man at a UN after party..

She tried to convince me she was the leader of North Korea...


Stay ignorant my friends.....




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