Top Ten Terrorist Pick-up Lines

Top Ten Terrorist Pick-up Lines

1) Baby, put away the box cutters cause you�ve hijacked my heart.
2) Are you mustard gas? �Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.
3) You must have an uranium core, �cause you�re making me grow a third leg.
4) This bar doesn�t serve Irish Car Bombs, but I brought two of my own.
5) Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? �Cause you�ve been terrorizing my heart all night.
6) Hi, I�m Osama Bin Laden and I�ve been on American TV! Sweet!
7) Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
8) I just have to say that your complete lack of exposed flesh is really arousing.
9) Don�t let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
10) How �bout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?

This is clearly chit chat.

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
This is clearly chit chat.

What do you mean this is clearly chit chat?

Well originally this was on ATS and it was moved to BTS cos it didnt belong on ATS thread the is a joke type of thread

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA joyous times.

FredT they are classics lol. i thought they where well good lol

'Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? �Cause you�ve been terrorizing my heart all night.' that my fave one


rynaldo

a reply to: rynaldo82
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Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off!

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originally posted by: paulsmith
a reply to: rynaldo82
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Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off!

Source:allpickuplines.com...

We therefore commit this thread to the deep, looking for the general Resurrection in the last day........ Wow not every day you see a 14 year old thread resurrected

when i first saw something similar to this

i said that's it.

Where Do You Find Explosives...???

In My Dad's Lunchbox ...!!!