posted on Jun, 28 2004 @ 09:45 AM
Top Ten Terrorist Pick-up Lines
1) Baby, put away the box cutters cause you’ve hijacked my heart.
2) Are you mustard gas? ‘Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.
3) You must have an uranium core, ‘cause you’re making me grow a third leg.
4) This bar doesn’t serve Irish Car Bombs, but I brought two of my own.
5) Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? ‘Cause you’ve been terrorizing my heart all night.
6) Hi, I’m Osama Bin Laden and I’ve been on American TV! Sweet!
7) Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
8) I just have to say that your complete lack of exposed flesh is really arousing.
9) Don’t let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
10) How ‘bout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?