posted on Jun, 28 2004 @ 09:45 AM
Top Ten Terrorist Pick-up Lines
1) Baby, put away the box cutters cause youíve hijacked my heart.
2) Are you mustard gas? ĎCause your beauty is burning my eyes.
3) You must have an uranium core, Ďcause youíre making me grow a third leg.
4) This bar doesnít serve Irish Car Bombs, but I brought two of my own.
5) Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? ĎCause youíve been terrorizing my heart all night.
6) Hi, Iím Osama Bin Laden and Iíve been on American TV! Sweet!
7) Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
8) I just have to say that your complete lack of exposed flesh is really arousing.
9) Donít let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
10) How Ďbout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?