Why do ALL the women on ATS admire and love me so?

reply to post by ewokdisco


I guess this must be your theme song. If you really are the "perfect gentleman", that is.

Originally posted by ewokdisco
to the lovers...

to the haters...

What about to the confused that don't understand what the this thread is about?

Originally posted by ewokdisco
to the lovers i say a genuine thank you. the average and frustrated will NEVER know what we,the admired and loved,have to go through.

to the haters, i say this: dont hate me ,but LEARN from me. watch and learn from example and do as i do and soon,very soion,youll go from envy to being "loved". drop the walls and let in the love.

Dude. Online romance?

The chances of meeting up with any of the ladies on here - the ones who really are ladies, that is! - are slim to none.

Tried it once, it sucked. Feelings were hurt, people were pissed. Not going there again. I'll stick to what I'm good at - waging war on corruption, baby!

ATS (BTS) has also had pimpin competitions before, and they also sucked. No one cares about your prowess with the ladies.

If you are as good as you say - go get some IRL! Start a party!

guys,where's the love?
where's the clue?
are you ALL po faced?
this was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE THREAD for the 'below' section.

but,true to pattern,the guys got jealous and the spinsters got hating.

BOOOOOOOO to 99% of you. but for those who GOT it,

reply to post by ewokdisco


Yes we all got it that it was a joke/troll thread.

ATS doesn't tend to be too kind to people who make joke/troll threads and they often get banned.

Not trying to spoil your fun here, just sayin.....

just because you call me a troll doesnt mean i am. so dont be
naughty.

i was under the impression that 'below' was a joke area so your
promise of me being 'banned' is bananas.

reply to post by ewokdisco


It wasn't a 'promise', I was just trying to warn you. People have been banned before for making false claims about themselves.

You probably noticed that someone compared you to "jedimiller", he got banned for doing that.

And no BTS isn't a joke section. There is a jokes and pranks forum in it, which would have been an appropriate area to post this, but BTS as a whole isn't for joke threads. As far as I know, you're still expected to back up claims in BTS land

reply to post by ewokdisco

Why do ALL the women on ATS admire and love me so?,

Probably because you're just too humble...

reply to post by ewokdisco


your egos so big i dont know how it dosn't set earths orbit off

but i do like you haha keep it up

This thread is a disgrace.

The fun part.... this thread has more flags than all but 4 of my threads....

Maybe the force is strong with the creepy-internet-almost an e-harmony type desperation-ego thing?

~Heff

Originally posted by cupocoffee

It wasn't a 'promise', I was just trying to warn you. People have been banned before for making false claims about themselves.

but I am Gunga Din!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Hefficide

The fun part.... this thread has more flags than all but 4 of my threads....

dont look at me i didnt flag it

Maybe the force is strong with the creepy-internet-almost an e-harmony type desperation-ego thing?

~Heff

Originally posted by cupocoffee
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Dude. Online romance?

The chances of meeting up with any of the ladies on here - the ones who really are ladies, that is! - are slim to none.

Tried it once, it sucked. Feelings were hurt, people were pissed. Not going there again. I'll stick to what I'm good at - waging war on corruption, baby!

ATS (BTS) has also had pimpin competitions before, and they also sucked. No one cares about your prowess with the ladies.

If you are as good as you say - go get some IRL! Start a party!

Online romances work.
The chances of meeting up with the men on here are pretty good

black poison,i require 3 boxes ticked before you even get a HINT of a chance with me...

Originally posted by ewokdisco
black poison,i require 3 boxes ticked before you even get a HINT of a chance with me...

With you? Sorry to say, I've already got a special someone...Take your 3 boxes and stuff them down some other woman

Er, "lucky" guy,but the actor from Twilight already has a girlfriend.

Originally posted by BlackPoison94

Online romances work.
The chances of meeting up with the men on here are pretty good

Yes I suppose the odds must be pretty good for the women. After all ATS is a target-rich environment full of smart, talented, articulate men, who think the aliens are here, the government's out to get them and the end of the world is coming. A virtual paradise for the ladies!

But the odds for the men, not so good. We must outnumber you like 1000 to 1. What chance does a nobody like me have?

Originally posted by cupocoffee

Originally posted by BlackPoison94

Online romances work.
The chances of meeting up with the men on here are pretty good

Yes I suppose the odds must be pretty good for the women. After all ATS is a target-rich environment full of smart, talented, articulate men, who think the aliens are here, the government's out to get them and the end of the world is coming. A virtual paradise for the ladies!

But the odds for the men, not so good. We must outnumber you like 1000 to 1. What chance does a nobody like me have?

you would be surprised , ( hint hint)

Originally posted by cupocoffee
What chance does a nobody like me have?

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