Why do ALL the women on ATS admire and love me so?

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posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 07:48 AM
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You know, it is tough being so loved and admired by so MANY women on just one site,but i handle it well. lesser mortals,i would imagine,could not deal with the pressure and would let such an avalanche of lust go to their heads. i wont allow this to happen. never.

and ladies, i admire and applaud YOUR smarts and choices.
with my humble factor set to stun [stunner!] here are 4 possible reasons for my success with ATS women.

1,thread content originality. who could forget 'you cant handle disclosure'.
2,im not a site wimp.if it needs to be said i write it.bravery counts.
3,humor. ok,im funny and we all know how much women admire funny men. right,Jim Carey?!
4,im a welcome relief from all the other clueless men on sites.

Ladies,thank you..




posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 07:55 AM
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Wow...
Just wow...



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 07:59 AM
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ok, so youre saying i have an official 'wow' factor. this is interesting.[and plausible]



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:00 AM
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and than....he woke up...



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:02 AM
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...woke up to the fact that i AM loved and admired and should embrace it?



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:06 AM
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Holy ego, Batman.:@



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:06 AM
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Haha!, the light side of life, so refreshing, peace brother



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:07 AM
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I like Batman but prefer the Marvel universe. my ego IS HUGE,but is also in check. i merely state the facts and ALLOW the women to admire and love me. its ONLY fair...



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:09 AM
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i bet you also go to your mirror in the morning and mutter

oh oh i wish i was some one else so i could kiss me

and i cant wait till tomorow because i get better looking each day



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:10 AM
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Oh dear...I must be an exception to the rule!



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:12 AM
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thank you for the compliments. in these days of darkness, i thought id share my happiness and wonder with you all. [especially the females on ATS who admire and love me so].

i have a mirror but i kiss myself to experience what many lucky women feel. its a 10/10 moment.



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:13 AM
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Wait a minute. There are women on the internet now? When did this happen? Are you sure they are women?



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:14 AM
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Sue, you WILL come to me.....you WILL...and you know WHY......



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:14 AM
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Good OP. Cant believe there would be even 1 person responding here but they have.. as such I have rewarded your rather simple yet effective means of receiving attention.

Props to you dear lady..



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:15 AM
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i am a man...ALL man....and this is NOT an attempt to grab attention,but more of a thank you to my MANY female fans on ATS..



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:26 AM
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They see him trollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
His posts so bad
he’s swearing
They hopin that they gon catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
Tryin to catch him postin dirty
edit on 10/24/2010 by whatukno because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:29 AM
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I think I've seen you at Walmart man...



IRM



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by ewokdisco
1,thread content originality. who could forget 'you cant handle disclosure'.
2,im not a site wimp.if it needs to be said i write it.bravery counts.
3,humor. ok,im funny and we all know how much women admire funny men. right,Jim Carey?!
4,im a welcome relief from all the other clueless men on sites.


Thanks for sharing the secrets of your success. It can't be easy dealing with the attention. You're my hero.

Perhaps I can return the favour? When out and about in real life, try wearing something from Adidas's great new range of chick-pulling, star wars themed sportswear.....

www.shopadidas.com...

........not that you need the extra help.



posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:48 AM
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Originally posted by ewokdisco
You know, it is tough being so loved and admired by so MANY women on just one site,but i handle it well. lesser mortals,i would imagine,could not deal with the pressure and would let such an avalanche of lust go to their heads. i wont allow this to happen. never.

and ladies, i admire and applaud YOUR smarts and choices.
with my humble factor set to stun [stunner!] here are 4 possible reasons for my success with ATS women.

1,thread content originality. who could forget 'you cant handle disclosure'.
2,im not a site wimp.if it needs to be said i write it.bravery counts.
3,humor. ok,im funny and we all know how much women admire funny men. right,Jim Carey?!
4,im a welcome relief from all the other clueless men on sites.

Ladies,thank you..


All Aboard






posted on Oct, 24 2010 @ 08:50 AM
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