I see they moved your thread to Jokes, Puns and Pranks now; so, I guess it's okay for Comedy Hour to begin.
I sure hope you can muster the entertainers!
In the meantime, I'll grab a table - twirl it around for awhile on one of its three legs and ask the waitress for a name for my new wooden, spinning
spaceship.
Oh noes! I just saw this message and now I am stressed out. I am not prepared at all for this. How will I accommodate the masses of aliens arriving.
And does there really exist a catering company that will take on such a task? And a more accurate date would be nice, that's just being polite. Do
you have any idea what kind of entertainment they prefer?
You need to call them back and tell them it's a NO GO... I"m not giving up SUMMER for THEM, they can dang well come in the middle of winter
and freeze their alien hinney's off, then maybe they can relocate us to a warmer planet .......