I am offering my services to the Community of AboveTopSecret.com for the design of custom userbars to place in your signatures. This thread is for
your requests. Please include thorough details of what you expect it to look like. Any images you can provide will be helpful. I also have many
different styles of fonts, so feel free to make a request there as well.
I have made two userbars thus far. They are displayed below:
The above graphics are property of Custom Userbars by PETROLCOIN.
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Limited time only. Offer good while supplies last. Limit of six hundred sixty six userbars per customer. Each item sold separately. Batteries
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Results may vary.
A note to any trigger happy moderators: This sales pitch is purely sarcastic and is not an advertisement for an actual company.
edit on 10/2/2010 by PETROLCOIN because: I edited one of the graphics.