posted on Oct, 2 2010 @ 01:54 PM
I am offering my services to the Community of AboveTopSecret.com for the design of custom userbars to place in your signatures. This thread is for
your requests. Please include thorough details of what you expect it to look like. Any images you can provide will be helpful. I also have many
different styles of fonts, so feel free to make a request there as well.
I have made two userbars thus far. They are displayed below:
The above graphics are property of Custom Userbars by PETROLCOIN.
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Here are testimonials from some of our satisfied customers:
"I like it." - Modern Americana
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So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff! Our experienced and knowledgeable sales
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For the low, low asking price of just $99.99 per userbar, a custom userbar by Custom Userbars by PETROLCOIN can be yours TODAY! But wait a minute,
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This is a limited time offer and supplies are going fast! Call or drop by NOW before it's too late!
Limited time only. Offer good while supplies last. Limit of six hundred sixty six userbars per customer. Each item sold separately. Batteries
not included. Some assembly required. All sales final. Standard shipping rates not included. Allow five years for delivery. Restrictions apply.
Results may vary.
A note to any trigger happy moderators: This sales pitch is purely sarcastic and is not an advertisement for an actual company.
edit on 10/2/2010 by PETROLCOIN because: I edited one of the graphics.