While that was a great OP SaturnFX, but this is how it works on ATS.
Remember, always be rude and crass to other members (shows your intellectual superiority)
When knocked down in a debate, don't worry, just ignore the posts that completely debunk your side of the argument, wait a few posts, and re-post the
exact same information in a slightly different way. (A constant tool of Birthers)
ALWAYS use emotion, emotions are widely underused on discussion boards. Remember, nothing shows anger better than TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND
COLORING THE TEXT RED!!!!
When backed into a corner remember, nothing is better than a good ad hominem attack, say something about the persons parentage even if you have no
clue about their home life. Always assume that everyone on the internet is a 13 year old boy posting from their parents basements.
Being calm and logical is boring, and puts people to sleep. Always take something that can be solved with logic and reason and try and solve it using
the most illogical and extreme methods possible.
Most racial slurs are already blocked by the censors, so instead invent your own or research new ones on the internet when talking about people, and
don't forget to always generalize everyone of an ethnic, political, or religious group into the same mold, makes it easier to dehumanize them and
make them into monsters.
Sarcasm can never ever be overused!