Why Aliens Dont land, Its simple really
Why aliens dont land here on Earth.
If you were a alien would you land at the white house.
Sure, why not.
One things for sure would you even talk to a Presedent or Prime minister.
Not sure how to answer that because I can't tell if it's a statement or a question.
Knowing that all Presedents of this World Condone Murder Rape of which they send there Armies to kill and destroy whole cites.
How do you know
ALL presidents condone "murder rape"? I don't recall that being an issue in the last election. Its been several decades
since we as a planet have destroyed "entire" cities
hypothetically speaking Im a Alien sitting out side earth looking down at whats going on in this planet
From the structure and content of this thread - easily believed.
Lets call the aliens Joe and Mike.
Really? Thats the best you come up with?
So Joe says to Mike looks like a beautiful planet do you want to go down for a better look mabe take some samples,
Samples? Why? They have never seen a "beautiful planet" in all their light years of travel? Do they stop at every planet they see and take
"sample" If so, I hope the mother ship is HUGE. You know we only brought back like 16 ( give or take ) pounds of moon rocks, right?
Mike says lets do a bit of research first I see they have radio and TV
Joe and Mike can travel BILLIONS of miles zipping around the universe and they concern themselves with TV and RADIO? Maybe they were looking for
"EPSILON 15 IDOL" on the tube, no?
lets watch some tv and listen for a couple of weeks to see what these humans are like.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT - now your alien brains will rot just like us measley hue-mahns.
So they watched for a few days and came to the conclusion,
What conclusion? That NASCAR is REALLY redneck? The WWE is rigged? Public Television SHOULDN'T be publicy funded?
Joe what do you think should we chance it mmm, these humans are Insain
yep - in the membrane!
Joe they would probably EAT us if we ran in to trouble with our ship.
Yeah because when someone breaks down on the I-15, our first response is to break out the steak sauce and grill 'em up! Besides they are supossed to
be an advanced race and they forgot to have the ship serviced BEFORE they left?
or try shoot us down they have radar.
We also have sling-slots, but chances of hitting them are just as remote with that weapon, no?
Mike, We could cloke our ship get the samples
Again, more samples? Why?
It like the whole poulation is being controled or brain washed.
Yep, thats what the alien youth are saying . Maybe they are so paranoid because of the 2 weeks reviewing TV and the web ( ATS anyone - haha )
You know what Joe lets just get the hell away from this place it gives me the willes.
Can an alien get the "willies" or if its a "willis" jeep, then thats a fair swap as long as it has the hurst shifter with 3 on the tree
Ok mike theres plenty of other planets out here lets go some where else.
I say "good riddens" you snobby aliens!
Dorian Soran
The good doctor