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serum that turn people into Chimps

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posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 04:46 AM
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It's possible to create serum that can turn people into chimps?



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 04:52 AM
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Yes.

It's called fluoride.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 04:58 AM
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posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 05:48 AM
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so that's why my backs getting so hairy. it would also explain why i have a massive urge to swing on a tyre and throw my poop at passers by



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 06:28 AM
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ROFLMAO

@ this thread.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 06:45 AM
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I thought we used to call it beer



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 07:04 AM
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posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 07:11 AM
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Originally posted by Dumbass
I thought we used to call it beer




If alcohol turns humans into monkeys, what does it turn monkeys into?

Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys! - Weird Nature




posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 07:16 AM
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Yes, it's called PG Tips












posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 07:19 AM
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Originally posted by Dumbass
reply to post by NuclearPaul
 


I thought we used to call it beer


yep, sure does.

Strange thread.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by danielhanson420
so that's why my backs getting so hairy. it would also explain why i have a massive urge to swing on a tyre and throw my poop at passers by


Are you sure you're not just Wayne Rooney?

I ask for sources.... NOW!



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 02:09 PM
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no the only thing me and him have in common is neither of us can play football.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 08:32 PM
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Who in their right state of mind would star the OP for such a question?

What a joke.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 08:47 PM
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Wow I just checked again to make sure I was on ATS, lol.



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 09:09 PM
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No I don't think they have invented a serum yet to speed up our de-evolution.

You'll just have to be patient



posted on Jul, 7 2010 @ 10:42 PM
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It is stored on the upper left shelf next to the Zombie powder.



posted on Jul, 8 2010 @ 02:26 AM
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Originally posted by masonicon
It's possible to create serum that can turn people into chimps?


Among many fine, patriotic servicemen one William Fontaine De la Tour D'Haute Rive was subjected to a US Army experiment designed to turn soldiers into a race of walrus-like supersoldiers.


was unknowingly made part in an experiment called "Operation: Infinite Walrus", to create a hybrid soldier capable of operating in freezing cold waters. It is assumed that the experimental drugs are the cause of his weight gain, excessive body hair, baldness, and terrible body odor and breath,

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Though little is known of the results of this insidious operation, it is assumed to be abandoned and only partially successful:

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Considering the above, one can only conclude that similar hybridization attempts have occurred and will occur again.


TheAssoc.



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