'Psychic' octopus predicts German victory over England!

reply to post by Haydn_17


You do not know how right i am.

The english try to destroy teams before trying to beat them.

Thats the english way.

reply to post by ImaginaryReality1984


DON'T MENTION THE WAR!




Dropzone: Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium. Shhh.




[edit on 26/6/10 by pause4thought]

Originally posted by pause4thought
reply to post by slidingdoor

 

That would be tantamount to asking for Argentina to win.

And going on this beast's record Maradonna would subsequently be given a knighthood.

aaah yes the 'tentacle of god' it all makes sense now

reply to post by ImaginaryReality1984


This world cup is much like WW2. France gave up first, USA coming in late leaving England to fight Germany.

reply to post by pause4thought


Wish the 'psychics' here on ATS were as good as Paul. Then we might have something.

Originally posted by strangleholder1
Argentina are going to win the whole thing...

No, Uruguay would win the World Cup.
Second line.

reply to post by pause4thought


When consulted, Paul the octopus chose a mussel from a jar with the German flag on it ahead of one in a similar jar bearing the cross of St George.

lol I have a funny feeling that when paul was consulted he was confused with the question I mean is it not possible that the fact he chose the german flag first means germany are gonna be knocked out?.

COME ON ENGLAND.

Paul is 50% there.

2 - 1 GERMANY!! at half time. (I'll not mention the 2nd England goal that was 3 foot over the line). Must be that Karma I mentioned yesterday!

Hands a big box of tissues for all the England fans.

reply to post by Breifne

If the octopus is able to predict the result beforehand, that will be proof that it had something to do with causing the result.
It is evidently a member of the NWO (New World Octopi)

Ok, just had to post after reading that title.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I got a vision in my head of an octopus sitting at a round table covered in a fortune teller's cloth, crystal ball on the table, dressed as a gypsy, telling the future about Germany over England.

4 - 1 GERMANY!!!

Paul is my new sharp friend!

Maybe ATS will sign him up for the 'dreams & predictions' board!

He was right even excluding politics.

Referee cancelled England's legitimate 2nd goal when Germany was winning with 2-1.

True score would have been 4-2.

I hereby declare the inauguration of the RSPTC (Royal Society for the Pulverization of Teutonic Cephalopods).


Article 1

In the light of irrefutable evidence that German octopi achieve their aims through use of The Evil Eye, their kind is justly considered an abomination, and are to be treated accordingly.


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Article 2

Any psychic octopus, Teutonic or otherwise, is deemed deviant, and worthy of excruciating, and prolonged death by impaling, followed by frenzied pulverization.


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Is it wrong that my first thought once Germany was a lock to win after their two second half goals was "My God! The Octopus was right again!?!"

We need to get him on the pre-game shows. I am now sure he can form more coherent thoughts and predictions for the matches than Alex Lalas and John Harkes combined!

All hail Paul!

reply to post by tooo many pills


Not so hasty. The Royal Society has already put in an application for extradition.

And for all those gloating German fans out there, take note of reports from Associated Press that FIFA may investigate claims Germany used paranormal influence to gain unfair advantage

reply to post by pause4thought


LOL! I hate that guy!

reply to post by pause4thought


Interesting octopusy there, but I have to agree that England is not going to be the one not octopusy needed here.

Germany is playing Argentina right now. With Germany 1-0 up in the 1st half, the commentator says: "The octopus predicted another German win".

With about 2 billion people tuning in the little blighter is going to be needing a PR agent before long.

reply to post by pause4thought


OMG! Pope Octopus Paul did it again!

BTW, here is the video of him picking Germany > Argentina


[edit on 3-7-2010 by tooo many pills]

reply to post by tooo many pills

That's all right.
WE don't mind if they beat Argentina.