Thailand​ Donates​ 50,000​ Bottles​ of​ Whitening​ Skin​ Cream​ To​ Haiti

BANGKOK​ –​ Responding​ to​ international​ criticism​ that​ its​ initial​ donation​ of​ $20,000​ was​ insufficient,​ the​ Thai​ government​ has​ generously​ added​ 50,000​ bottles​ of​ whitening​ skin​ cream​ to​ its​ aid​ shipment​ to​ earthquake-stricken​ Haiti.​ “Thailand​ is​ a​ compassionate​ nation,”​ said​ Foreign​ Minister​ Kasit​ Piromya.​ “We​ noticed​ in​ the​ news​ that​ the​ Haitians​ are​ all​ very​ dark-skinned.​ This​ is​ surely​ one​ of​ the​ reasons​ they​ are​ living​ in​ poverty.​ With​ lighter​ skin​ they​ could​ be​ more​ successful.”

The​ whitening​ cream​ represents​ the​ single-largest​ shipment​ of​ its​ kind​ ever​ to​ a​ disaster-zone.​ Prime​ Minister​ Abhisit​ Vejjajiva​ said​ that​ the​ generosity​ of​ Thais​ was​ evident​ because​ so​ many​ people​ had​ encouraged​ the​ donation.​ “Everyone​ kept​ talking​ about​ how​ black-skinned​ the​ Haitians​ are,”​ he​ said.​ “At​ every​ discussion​ about​ aid,​ the​ skin​ color​ kept​ coming​ up.​ I​ see​ now​ that​ the​ initial​ pledge​ of​ USD20,000​ was​ very​ low​ because​ in​ the​ back​ of​ our​ minds​ we​ knew​ that​ these​ black​ people​ needed​ something​ more​ than​ just​ money

“But​ these​ Haiti​ people​ are​ so​ dark​ I​ don’t​ want​ to​ give​ them​ anything.​ Maybe​ if​ they​ were​ lighter,​ like​ Obama.”​ It​ is​ believed​ that​ the​ whitening​ cream​ can​ make​ the​ homeless,​ starving​ survivors​ of​ the​ earthquake​ look​ whiter​ and​ brighter​ in​ just​ 14​ days,​ according​ to​ the​ Unilever​ brochure.​ It​ is​ hoped​ that​ by​ looking​ whiter,​ the​ Haitians​ might​ be​ able​ to​ secure​ more​ aid.

w4utv.flux.com...

It's not a real article.
It's from an intentionally fake news site.

- Lee

Whitening Cream as releif aid ???


If this was done in America wouldn't it be labeled as blatantly racist ??

Or is it just a fact of life ???

Do you think it's true that lighter skinned people would recieve more support than dark skinned people ??

Here's the site where the article came from with the story.
NotTheNation.com

Note at the bottom where it says:

This website is not The Nation. For entertainment purposes only.

Or go to the homepage and see where Humungus from "Mad Max: Road Warrior" has been made a general of the Royal Thai Army in order to quench civil unrest.



- Lee

Whilst I wouldn't put it past Thailand to do something like this is obviously a hoax story.

Something any member of 5 years standing here worth their oxygen use would have researched before posting.

Failed and slagged!

-m0r

I know this is a total hoax, but does it make me a bad person for laughing so hard I got a headache after reading the OP?

ah man, that was funny and horrible at the same time,that's just wrong, don't know what else to say about that.



edit for spelling horrible wrong..hehe


[edit on 26-4-2010 by baddmove]

LOL hoaxed . Okay, but my first thought on seeing the headline was "After the death of Michael Jackson, the company suddenly has a huge backstock..."

lmao lmao lmao. although fake, the humor is delicious.

second.

reply to post by Legion2112

Yes, yes it does.

Guarantee if it happened to a bunch of white people, the way in which this was handled probably would of been different.

Makes you think.

DOADOA - I metaphorically wish you were D

lmao lmao lmao so delicious /sarcasm.

You know they're still dying?

in other news, Sammy Sosa just moved to Haiti...

reply to post by ghostsoldier


It was a rhetorical question... seriously, lighten up...

Oh wait, lighten up! HAHAHA!!! ROFL!!!

What !!! No ?? I've been had ????


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I did to a quick search and found many headlines from many different sites such as :

bangkokblabla.wordpress.com...

but I should have delved deeper.

Yes MOr1arty, you can gloat all you want about seeing a Vet make a rookie mistake, .... but hey, at least I never made a post claiming Aliens are Ninja's.

found....... here www.abovetopsecret.com...

Nice spelling by the way buddy. Be careful before you throw the first stone.

"snap"