posted on Apr, 1 2010 @ 10:20 PM
... someone invites you to dinner and you show up three hours late because "Spirit had other plans for me."
... you greet your mailman with "Namaste."
... you skip work on a regular basis or can't hold a normal job because you're "going with the flow."
... you hang out at coffeeshops and breweries every day, preaching to everyone who does or doesn't want to hear because you're "doing God's
... you believe to be a goddess.
... you're painting artwork with your menstruation blood.
... medical treatment means a visit to your colonics provider and your aromatherapist.
... you know the names of every semiprecious gemstone and where to put it on your body.
... you know that chakra is not a female pop singer.
... your idea of sensual lighting is to throw a piece of Indian cloth over a table lamp.
... you have at least once participated in a trance dance, an angel prayer circle, or a Native American sweatlodge.
... you are convinced that you've been Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, or King Arthur in a past-life (just like thousands of your fellow New Agers).
... you say you're a lightworker, but don't know anything about electricity.
... you call everyone "brother" or "sister" and tell them you love them, even though you just met them.
... you spell "universe" with a capital U.
... you sign all your emails with "Love and Light, (name)."
... you're preparing to visit the Hopi and introduce yourself as the "Great White Brother" they've been waiting for for thousands of years.
... you believe you're the reincarnation of Quetzalcoatl and communicate telepathically with White Buffalo Calf Woman.
... before you leave the house, you have to draw a "Tarot Card of the Day" to see what's in store for you.
... you've read every one of Carlos Castaneda's books... at least three times.
... instead of playing "Marco! Polo!" you play "Deepak! Chopra!"
... you prefer deep-trance meditation to working out at the gym.
... you've seen God in person during an OOBE.
... you've made a half-assed attempt to kill yourself, just so you could have a near-death experience.
... you have a business card that says "Ascended Master" under your name.
... you know who Neil Donald Walsch, Wayne Dyer, and Marianne Williams are.
... you've had an Intensive 5-day Workshop somewhere in the woods with Neil Donald Walsch to learn how to talk with God.
... you know that "The Secret" is not a mystery novel.
... someone tells you their wife left them, their dog just died, and their house burned down, and you suggest they must have "manifested it."
... you have a business card that says "Co-creator" under your name.
... you're a channeler, psychic, animal communicator, masseur, or hypnotherapist.
[This is fun! By the way, I haven't made any of this up, even the really outlandish-sounding things. I swear I know people who are like that and do
[edit on 1-4-2010 by sylvie]