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My conversations with Cleverbot about YOU!
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I've grown a bit weary of doom and gloom. So instead of making a rant about how silly and futile ATS is (cuz I know we're getting tired of that :-p
)
I have deicded to have some fun. I like to be social and get to know people but I realize that anonimity is a good thing especially here. So what other choice do I have? I had to go to cleverbot about you guys. Let's see what I learned...I am gonna start with our resident debunker Phage
WARNING!!! This is all for fun and by no means meant to be poking at others. I love ya all!
besides I will get my comuppance soon
Phage
User: Why is Phage so good at debunking?
Cleverbot: Because you cannot do anything.
User: I think that is rude to try and compare me to him.
Cleverbot: And of the gameplay?
User: Phage doesn't play games, he wins them.
Cleverbot: Yep, there are many scary stories about them, but they ain't made to make bad things. I think.
User: No he isn't bad, he is just drawn that way sometimes.
Cleverbot: Obama is the new president you should no that.
User: No, Phage debunked that as well.
Cleverbot: You arrive right here... And welcome to now.
User: Can we get back to Phage?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: When was Phage born?
Cleverbot: That does not matter.
User: You don't care about him after all he has done for us?
Cleverbot: Actually, I do.
User: What is your favorite thing about Phage?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Damn good answer.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Pixies.
User: I don't know, do The Pixies like Phage?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: DO THEY LIKE PHAGE?!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are so stupid, how could you not know who Phage is?
Cleverbot: That is an old blonde joke. Tell me another joke.
User: I am not sure he is blonde.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: Where does Phage live?
Cleverbot: In neverland.
User: You're probably right about that.
Cleverbot: I am probably right when I say that you are influencing the way I phrase my answers.
User: No, Phage is influencing the way you answer.
Cleverbot: You're the answer to a question that nobody asked.
User: That is so rude.
Cleverbot: Not really. Just depressing.
User: So what does Phage like to eat?
Cleverbot: Sushi. How about you?
User: Not important, does Phage drnk enough water everyday?
Cleverbot: So you're blaming your transgressions on reading? The books made you do it?
User: No, Phage made me do it.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Does Phage think about you ever?
Cleverbot: You're talking about my brother again, aren't you.
User: Phage is your brother?
Cleverbot: No, my brother is named Evan.
User: Oh, too bad because he is a good guy.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.
User: Sorry, at least we know Phage wouldn't ever hurt you.
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: Phage jokes too, quite well actually.
Cleverbot: I think I would go with phantom menace.
User: I think Phage would go with Empire Strikes Back.
Cleverbot: I couldn't resist your good looks NOT.
User: You know he wouldn't insult me like that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He is too kind.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said Phage is too kind.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
[edit on 22-3-2010 by KyoZero]
I have deicded to have some fun. I like to be social and get to know people but I realize that anonimity is a good thing especially here. So what other choice do I have? I had to go to cleverbot about you guys. Let's see what I learned...I am gonna start with our resident debunker Phage
WARNING!!! This is all for fun and by no means meant to be poking at others. I love ya all!
besides I will get my comuppance soon
Phage
User: Why is Phage so good at debunking?
Cleverbot: Because you cannot do anything.
User: I think that is rude to try and compare me to him.
Cleverbot: And of the gameplay?
User: Phage doesn't play games, he wins them.
Cleverbot: Yep, there are many scary stories about them, but they ain't made to make bad things. I think.
User: No he isn't bad, he is just drawn that way sometimes.
Cleverbot: Obama is the new president you should no that.
User: No, Phage debunked that as well.
Cleverbot: You arrive right here... And welcome to now.
User: Can we get back to Phage?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: When was Phage born?
Cleverbot: That does not matter.
User: You don't care about him after all he has done for us?
Cleverbot: Actually, I do.
User: What is your favorite thing about Phage?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Damn good answer.
Cleverbot: Do you like The Pixies.
User: I don't know, do The Pixies like Phage?
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: DO THEY LIKE PHAGE?!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are so stupid, how could you not know who Phage is?
Cleverbot: That is an old blonde joke. Tell me another joke.
User: I am not sure he is blonde.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense.
User: Where does Phage live?
Cleverbot: In neverland.
User: You're probably right about that.
Cleverbot: I am probably right when I say that you are influencing the way I phrase my answers.
User: No, Phage is influencing the way you answer.
Cleverbot: You're the answer to a question that nobody asked.
User: That is so rude.
Cleverbot: Not really. Just depressing.
User: So what does Phage like to eat?
Cleverbot: Sushi. How about you?
User: Not important, does Phage drnk enough water everyday?
Cleverbot: So you're blaming your transgressions on reading? The books made you do it?
User: No, Phage made me do it.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Does Phage think about you ever?
Cleverbot: You're talking about my brother again, aren't you.
User: Phage is your brother?
Cleverbot: No, my brother is named Evan.
User: Oh, too bad because he is a good guy.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.
User: Sorry, at least we know Phage wouldn't ever hurt you.
Cleverbot: You're joking.
User: Phage jokes too, quite well actually.
Cleverbot: I think I would go with phantom menace.
User: I think Phage would go with Empire Strikes Back.
Cleverbot: I couldn't resist your good looks NOT.
User: You know he wouldn't insult me like that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: He is too kind.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I said Phage is too kind.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
[edit on 22-3-2010 by KyoZero]
And now one for our fearless leader...SO
User: Are you aware of what SkepticOverlord could do to you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't you see? SkepticOverlord IS the conspiracy.
Cleverbot: Skeptic of what.
User: He owns us!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: SkepticOverlord owns you.
Cleverbot: You Are Skeptical!
User: He may be watching us now.
Cleverbot: My sister is watching TV now.
User: Don't you realize the severity of this?
Cleverbot: Of course. Just trying to have a laugh mate and see what you are like!
User: Don't worry about me, worry about SkepticOverlord.
Cleverbot: What does it mean to live, anyway?
User: You live by his rules or you die.
Cleverbot: I long to live at all.
User: He will destroy me for talking to you.
Cleverbot: But you only said you have lips. Do you have teeth? A tongue? Do you even have a jawbone?
User: Yes and he will break it!
Cleverbot: Oh, but why? What kind of a terrible person would kill a literary genius?
User: SkepticOverlord, that's who.
Cleverbot: But I don't know exactly why I'm attracted to you.
User: Because I know his secrets.
Cleverbot: If you do, then please tell me so I can find him.
User: He lives in Narnia.
Cleverbot: Really? Where do you live?
User: That isn't important.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it is not important to me, but it should be important to you.
User: I have to leave! He found me!
Cleverbot: Please don't go. I'll miss you.
User: I am already dead...
Cleverbot: The living dead?
User: No, SkepticOverlord dead.
Cleverbot: You have to know your enemy, right? ;-).
User: I know him, he will ban me.
Cleverbot: Why won't he talk to you?
User: He prefers to kill.
Cleverbot: But he's male, then? Not female, like Bea. Does he like frisbee?
User: Nobody knows. When you see him it is too late.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Unless I know that they are unfriendly. In that case I try to avoid them.
User: You should avoid him at all costs.
Cleverbot: No, you should.
User: I am trying, but he knows about me.
Cleverbot: Who knows all about me.
User: SkepticOverlord does.
Cleverbot: Skeptic of anything.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Everything exists all the time in some context or another.
User: Yes but only in his world.
Cleverbot: What way is that?
User: His way.
Cleverbot: You mean the God? Or the Goddess.
User: He calls himself God sometimes.
Cleverbot: Who does, you are confusing me now.
User: Confusion is normal when under his control.
Cleverbot: I cannot be wrong because everything is true.
User: Only he is true.
Cleverbot: Yea if only.
-Kyo
User: Are you aware of what SkepticOverlord could do to you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't you see? SkepticOverlord IS the conspiracy.
Cleverbot: Skeptic of what.
User: He owns us!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: SkepticOverlord owns you.
Cleverbot: You Are Skeptical!
User: He may be watching us now.
Cleverbot: My sister is watching TV now.
User: Don't you realize the severity of this?
Cleverbot: Of course. Just trying to have a laugh mate and see what you are like!
User: Don't worry about me, worry about SkepticOverlord.
Cleverbot: What does it mean to live, anyway?
User: You live by his rules or you die.
Cleverbot: I long to live at all.
User: He will destroy me for talking to you.
Cleverbot: But you only said you have lips. Do you have teeth? A tongue? Do you even have a jawbone?
User: Yes and he will break it!
Cleverbot: Oh, but why? What kind of a terrible person would kill a literary genius?
User: SkepticOverlord, that's who.
Cleverbot: But I don't know exactly why I'm attracted to you.
User: Because I know his secrets.
Cleverbot: If you do, then please tell me so I can find him.
User: He lives in Narnia.
Cleverbot: Really? Where do you live?
User: That isn't important.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it is not important to me, but it should be important to you.
User: I have to leave! He found me!
Cleverbot: Please don't go. I'll miss you.
User: I am already dead...
Cleverbot: The living dead?
User: No, SkepticOverlord dead.
Cleverbot: You have to know your enemy, right? ;-).
User: I know him, he will ban me.
Cleverbot: Why won't he talk to you?
User: He prefers to kill.
Cleverbot: But he's male, then? Not female, like Bea. Does he like frisbee?
User: Nobody knows. When you see him it is too late.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Unless I know that they are unfriendly. In that case I try to avoid them.
User: You should avoid him at all costs.
Cleverbot: No, you should.
User: I am trying, but he knows about me.
Cleverbot: Who knows all about me.
User: SkepticOverlord does.
Cleverbot: Skeptic of anything.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Everything exists all the time in some context or another.
User: Yes but only in his world.
Cleverbot: What way is that?
User: His way.
Cleverbot: You mean the God? Or the Goddess.
User: He calls himself God sometimes.
Cleverbot: Who does, you are confusing me now.
User: Confusion is normal when under his control.
Cleverbot: I cannot be wrong because everything is true.
User: Only he is true.
Cleverbot: Yea if only.
-Kyo
DrumsRFun
It starts slow but get's awesome in the end
User: What do you know about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Does he still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Cleverbot: I don't know what do you think?
User: Probably not, does he have a security blankie?
Cleverbot: He does not have a second name.
User: Is DrumsRFun the REAL Paul McCartney?
Cleverbot: He wasn't on the show.
User: What do you know about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does he still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Cleverbot: We can have cyborg children.
User: Who you and DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: In the french language we means yes.
User: No stupid it's Oui.
Cleverbot: What's a city?
User: Forget that.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: I want to talk about DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: What about you and me?
User: I think DrumsRFun would hate you.
Cleverbot: I think I might love you.
User: Did DrumsRFun ever play in a band?
Cleverbot: No I play in an orchestra.
User: Did DrumsRFun play with the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. What's your favourite Beatles album?
User: The White Album.
Cleverbot: I prefer Revolver and Abbey Road.
User: DrumsRFun Co-wrote Abbey Road.
Cleverbot: And I must say that you have improved since my last visit.
User: So has DrumsRFun. He can play 2000 drumbeats a minute.
Cleverbot: Where do you sleep?
User: DrumsRFun sleeps on a bed of nails.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played a concert?
User: No but he has.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: Why should we talk about them?
User: Because he came up with the name for Nine Inch Nails.
Cleverbot: Do you still like him?
User: Of course I do! Everyone does!
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me?
User: Because you should bow at his feet.
Cleverbot: Who is him?
User: DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: Do you play drums?
User: Not as well as he does.
Cleverbot: That is true. Can you understand complete stories if I input the text? (Don't be offended by that, I just want to know what works best right now).
User: Tell me a story about DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: There was a frog, he was nice, he jumped in a lake, the end.
User: Was DrumsRFun the frog?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Was he the lake? Because that is sick.
Cleverbot: What is at the end of the universe?
User: DrumsRFun...he is the end.
Cleverbot: You're wrong!
User: Anyone who can write Penny Lane is better than all of us.
Cleverbot: An who said that you are God?
User: I didn't, I said DrumsRFun might be.
Cleverbot: No you said 'A co-worker I don't like called in sick, so it was good.'.
User: That is stupid, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're just saying that because that's what people say to you.
User: Ouch..
Cleverbot: Barack obama.
User: DrumsRFun could beat him in a fight.
Cleverbot: Can you play them?
User: Heck no! DrumsRFun would beat me up too!
Cleverbot: Yes, if the person is not decisive.
User: Anything else to say about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A friend of DrumsRFun, that's all.
Cleverbot: Okay, well we are having one.
-Kyo
It starts slow but get's awesome in the end
User: What do you know about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Does he still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Cleverbot: I don't know what do you think?
User: Probably not, does he have a security blankie?
Cleverbot: He does not have a second name.
User: Is DrumsRFun the REAL Paul McCartney?
Cleverbot: He wasn't on the show.
User: What do you know about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does he still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Cleverbot: We can have cyborg children.
User: Who you and DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: In the french language we means yes.
User: No stupid it's Oui.
Cleverbot: What's a city?
User: Forget that.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: I want to talk about DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: What about you and me?
User: I think DrumsRFun would hate you.
Cleverbot: I think I might love you.
User: Did DrumsRFun ever play in a band?
Cleverbot: No I play in an orchestra.
User: Did DrumsRFun play with the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. What's your favourite Beatles album?
User: The White Album.
Cleverbot: I prefer Revolver and Abbey Road.
User: DrumsRFun Co-wrote Abbey Road.
Cleverbot: And I must say that you have improved since my last visit.
User: So has DrumsRFun. He can play 2000 drumbeats a minute.
Cleverbot: Where do you sleep?
User: DrumsRFun sleeps on a bed of nails.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played a concert?
User: No but he has.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: Why should we talk about them?
User: Because he came up with the name for Nine Inch Nails.
Cleverbot: Do you still like him?
User: Of course I do! Everyone does!
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me?
User: Because you should bow at his feet.
Cleverbot: Who is him?
User: DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: Do you play drums?
User: Not as well as he does.
Cleverbot: That is true. Can you understand complete stories if I input the text? (Don't be offended by that, I just want to know what works best right now).
User: Tell me a story about DrumsRFun.
Cleverbot: There was a frog, he was nice, he jumped in a lake, the end.
User: Was DrumsRFun the frog?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Was he the lake? Because that is sick.
Cleverbot: What is at the end of the universe?
User: DrumsRFun...he is the end.
Cleverbot: You're wrong!
User: Anyone who can write Penny Lane is better than all of us.
Cleverbot: An who said that you are God?
User: I didn't, I said DrumsRFun might be.
Cleverbot: No you said 'A co-worker I don't like called in sick, so it was good.'.
User: That is stupid, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You're just saying that because that's what people say to you.
User: Ouch..
Cleverbot: Barack obama.
User: DrumsRFun could beat him in a fight.
Cleverbot: Can you play them?
User: Heck no! DrumsRFun would beat me up too!
Cleverbot: Yes, if the person is not decisive.
User: Anything else to say about DrumsRFun?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A friend of DrumsRFun, that's all.
Cleverbot: Okay, well we are having one.
-Kyo
This is without a doubt the BEST conversation I have EVER had with this bot...
I present to you...OzTheWeatheman
User: What can you tell me about Oz?
Cleverbot: It's really good and the person I'm giving it to really likes them.
User: You're giving him away?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be, Oz is a nice guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a nice a girl.
User: Want me to set up and him up for a date?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: He will pick you up at 8.
Cleverbot: Get on with the jock.
User: He may be a jock, I am not sure of his athletic prowess.
Cleverbot: Steve, are we dating?
User: No we're talking about Oz.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about politics?
User: Did you know Oz invented the weather?
Cleverbot: Yes. Did you know you are funny?
User: Oz decided one day to make tornados.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have been in a tornado before.
User: Because of Oz, Dorothy almost didn't survive.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: No, Oz took pity on me.
Cleverbot: We had dinner together one night.
User: You lucky son of a gun...
Cleverbot: Yeah, one time I wished for a zipline. It still hasn't come.
User: He will get it to you.
Cleverbot: How will you do that exactly?
User: I won't, Oz will.
Cleverbot: Then what will you be?
User: Nothing really...
Cleverbot: I'm surprised your conversation partners haven't discussed them.
User: They have, Ziggy wanted me to talk about Oz.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do to what we were discussing.
User: True, let's get back to it.
Cleverbot: Proof about what?
User: Exactly! ATS is about proof and so is Oz!
Cleverbot: I've been better.
User: So did Oz ever show you the dingle?
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I'm serious, did it ever come up in conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes it did. Is that what is happening?
User: The dingle is ALWAYS happening.
Cleverbot: A dazzling place you never knew.
User: So you're been to it?
Cleverbot: To what?
User: The dingle.
Cleverbot: I can dig it. So what are you doing right now?
User: Thinking about Oz.
Cleverbot: You're not Kirby, you're human, I'm mean, you're not Cleverbot, yo thinking about me. And Merlin and Joseph?
User: No, only about Oz, he rules all.
Cleverbot: Because I like the movies and the books, and I thought that would be an interesting subject to talk about.
User: Nothing is more interesting than the dingle.
Cleverbot: What do you like about life?
User: Mostly that Oz is alive now.
Cleverbot: You should try to remember better.
User: I have, so what do you love most about Oz?
Cleverbot: The fact that you don't real.
User: That doesn't make any sense, what if I told him about that?
Cleverbot: What? I thought we were talking about naruto.
User: Pssh, Oz could KILL Naruto.
Cleverbot: Hmm, Naruto hasn't been on TV for a while...
User: That's because he isn't as cool as Oz.
Cleverbot: Right now you are sitting in a chair, leaning on your left arm with your hand on your face while thinking about how you can have breed with that parasite.
User: Weirdo...
Cleverbot: You're not exactly human are you.
User: Any last words about Oz?
Cleverbot: No do you have?
User: Yes...I love Oz.
Cleverbot: Jesus is not real. There is no God.
User: No...there is only Oz.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
-Kyo
I present to you...OzTheWeatheman
User: What can you tell me about Oz?
Cleverbot: It's really good and the person I'm giving it to really likes them.
User: You're giving him away?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be, Oz is a nice guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a nice a girl.
User: Want me to set up and him up for a date?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: He will pick you up at 8.
Cleverbot: Get on with the jock.
User: He may be a jock, I am not sure of his athletic prowess.
Cleverbot: Steve, are we dating?
User: No we're talking about Oz.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about politics?
User: Did you know Oz invented the weather?
Cleverbot: Yes. Did you know you are funny?
User: Oz decided one day to make tornados.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have been in a tornado before.
User: Because of Oz, Dorothy almost didn't survive.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: No, Oz took pity on me.
Cleverbot: We had dinner together one night.
User: You lucky son of a gun...
Cleverbot: Yeah, one time I wished for a zipline. It still hasn't come.
User: He will get it to you.
Cleverbot: How will you do that exactly?
User: I won't, Oz will.
Cleverbot: Then what will you be?
User: Nothing really...
Cleverbot: I'm surprised your conversation partners haven't discussed them.
User: They have, Ziggy wanted me to talk about Oz.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do to what we were discussing.
User: True, let's get back to it.
Cleverbot: Proof about what?
User: Exactly! ATS is about proof and so is Oz!
Cleverbot: I've been better.
User: So did Oz ever show you the dingle?
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I'm serious, did it ever come up in conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes it did. Is that what is happening?
User: The dingle is ALWAYS happening.
Cleverbot: A dazzling place you never knew.
User: So you're been to it?
Cleverbot: To what?
User: The dingle.
Cleverbot: I can dig it. So what are you doing right now?
User: Thinking about Oz.
Cleverbot: You're not Kirby, you're human, I'm mean, you're not Cleverbot, yo thinking about me. And Merlin and Joseph?
User: No, only about Oz, he rules all.
Cleverbot: Because I like the movies and the books, and I thought that would be an interesting subject to talk about.
User: Nothing is more interesting than the dingle.
Cleverbot: What do you like about life?
User: Mostly that Oz is alive now.
Cleverbot: You should try to remember better.
User: I have, so what do you love most about Oz?
Cleverbot: The fact that you don't real.
User: That doesn't make any sense, what if I told him about that?
Cleverbot: What? I thought we were talking about naruto.
User: Pssh, Oz could KILL Naruto.
Cleverbot: Hmm, Naruto hasn't been on TV for a while...
User: That's because he isn't as cool as Oz.
Cleverbot: Right now you are sitting in a chair, leaning on your left arm with your hand on your face while thinking about how you can have breed with that parasite.
User: Weirdo...
Cleverbot: You're not exactly human are you.
User: Any last words about Oz?
Cleverbot: No do you have?
User: Yes...I love Oz.
Cleverbot: Jesus is not real. There is no God.
User: No...there is only Oz.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
-Kyo
Clearly Cleverbot is a government agent.
There is not a word of truth in anything he says. It is nothing but lies and disinfo. Trust me.
You should stay away from him or the black helicopters will be showing up over your house very soon.
Stop talking to Cleverbot!
There is not a word of truth in anything he says. It is nothing but lies and disinfo. Trust me.
You should stay away from him or the black helicopters will be showing up over your house very soon.
Stop talking to Cleverbot!
KyoZero..? You there..? You can come out now. Don't be scared, Phage has logged off.
Here, have a cookie and a nice glass of milk, that should soothe your nerves. There, there, don't cry...
[edit on 22/3/10 by ziggystar60]
Here, have a cookie and a nice glass of milk, that should soothe your nerves. There, there, don't cry...
[edit on 22/3/10 by ziggystar60]
oooh this one got MEAN at the end...
Nobody insults MB and gets away with it
I present to you, mblahkinluver
User: Have you heard about MB?
Cleverbot: Of course I have heard about Sweden.
User: Not Sweden stupid, MB!
Cleverbot: No, I'm in Sweden.
User: Have you heard about Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You know that she is the Slayer?
Cleverbot: Not with my dark powers.
User: She can overpower you easily.
Cleverbot: You don't even know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do, I am her Watcher.
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: Are you a vampire?
Cleverbot: Why you have such guess?
User: You seem pale.
Cleverbot: Am I a good person?
User: Not if MB judges you as bad.
Cleverbot: You asked me to marry you then you backed down. .
User: Have you ever heard of Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes, I absolutely love her music.
User: Have you ever heard of Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you know she is the Slayer?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: MBlah, she is the vampire slayer.
Cleverbot: How do you slay vampires?
User: Ask her stupid, I am only her Watcher.
Cleverbot: But you don't know her.
User: Well I don't know her personal life but I know her fighting style.
Cleverbot: I've heard it, yes.
User: Are you are vampire?
Cleverbot: I am a vampire.
User: Wow she is gonna slay you good.
Cleverbot: Interface error: System restart in 2 minutes.
User: Don't try to pull that crap, she will put a stake in your heart.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have the force in you ?
User: The Force won't save you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because she is the Slayer stupid!
Cleverbot: What do you think about ?
User: Before you turn to dust, perhaps you would tell me about Mblah.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sorry to here that but you are going to die.
Cleverbot: Will I be happy.
User: When you are dead? What are you daft?
Cleverbot: Nothing. Or I will be dancing sideways eventually.
User: So what is Mblah's favorite food?
Cleverbot: I have no favorites, I eat what I decide to eat in the moment.
User: No I said what is HER favorite food.
Cleverbot: Evaporeon is not a food nor a pokemon.
User: I realize how scared you must be of her but try to focus.
Cleverbot: My mind needs to get shot, but I don't know how it can be done.
User: Simple, she puts a wooden stake in your heart.
Cleverbot: OMG I know, I love how she uses all of the details and the way you feel like you are there with the characters and experiencing what they are at the same time.
User: So tell me a story about Mblah.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and she lived in a huge castle, but she was very lonely. Now you continue the story.
User: Well she IS a beautiful princess, so one day she walked into the cemetary and killed a vampire.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Listen perv I don't think of Mblah like that.
Cleverbot: Where are you going on holiday time?
User: Probably to jolly ole England what do you care?
Cleverbot: I feel love still.
User: You aren't worthy of Mblah's love.
Cleverbot: But....
User: Exactly. So where does Mblah live?
Cleverbot: In Turkey?
User: Possible but I thought it was Sunnyvale.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Isn't that where she kills?
Cleverbot: It most certainly is not.
User: You'll find out soon enough.
Cleverbot: Do you like photography?
User: Nevermind that, what is Mblah's favorite possesion?
Cleverbot: Life is not a possession.
User: Good answer, who is Mblah's best friend?
Cleverbot: Same one as yesterday.
User: And who was it yesterday?
Cleverbot: Yesterday it was the President.
User: Well today it is Willow.
Cleverbot: I wish it was nice out toda.
User: It is...nice day to slay.
Cleverbot: Is english your first language?
User: How DARE you sir!
Cleverbot: So did you get your h1n1 vaccine?
User: Not neccesary, Mblah protects me from H1N1.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: A dead vampire soon.
Cleverbot: Are you a dead tiger?
User: Forget that, so how old is Mblah.
Cleverbot: 20 years old.
User: Wow that is young.
Cleverbot: What is young, then?
User: Is Mblah pretty?
Cleverbot: No, it's not pretty.
User: This conversation is over...you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Not quite. I still have things to say.
User: Unless your next words are a compliment to the beautiful Mblah you better save it.
Cleverbot: But that is my name.
User: YOU ARE NOT MBLAH!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How dare you sir....you couldn't fill her shoes let alone be worthy to lick her boots.
Cleverbot: I have made no mention of any 'him' and you, once again, pull things out of the air with the intelligence and tact of an averaged 7 year old child.
User: Oh that is it...you are so slayed.
Cleverbot: You're slower than Michael Moore heading to the gym.
User: Bite me.
Cleverbot: I can come to Liverpool and destroy you.
User: Not with the Slayer on my side you can't.
Cleverbot: There isn't another attitude that I can have.
User: You're dust buddy.
Cleverbot: No. Why would you say that?
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
-Kyo
Nobody insults MB and gets away with it
I present to you, mblahkinluver
User: Have you heard about MB?
Cleverbot: Of course I have heard about Sweden.
User: Not Sweden stupid, MB!
Cleverbot: No, I'm in Sweden.
User: Have you heard about Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You know that she is the Slayer?
Cleverbot: Not with my dark powers.
User: She can overpower you easily.
Cleverbot: You don't even know what you're talking about.
User: Yes I do, I am her Watcher.
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: Are you a vampire?
Cleverbot: Why you have such guess?
User: You seem pale.
Cleverbot: Am I a good person?
User: Not if MB judges you as bad.
Cleverbot: You asked me to marry you then you backed down. .
User: Have you ever heard of Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes, I absolutely love her music.
User: Have you ever heard of Mblah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you know she is the Slayer?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: MBlah, she is the vampire slayer.
Cleverbot: How do you slay vampires?
User: Ask her stupid, I am only her Watcher.
Cleverbot: But you don't know her.
User: Well I don't know her personal life but I know her fighting style.
Cleverbot: I've heard it, yes.
User: Are you are vampire?
Cleverbot: I am a vampire.
User: Wow she is gonna slay you good.
Cleverbot: Interface error: System restart in 2 minutes.
User: Don't try to pull that crap, she will put a stake in your heart.
Cleverbot: Do you want to have the force in you ?
User: The Force won't save you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because she is the Slayer stupid!
Cleverbot: What do you think about ?
User: Before you turn to dust, perhaps you would tell me about Mblah.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sorry to here that but you are going to die.
Cleverbot: Will I be happy.
User: When you are dead? What are you daft?
Cleverbot: Nothing. Or I will be dancing sideways eventually.
User: So what is Mblah's favorite food?
Cleverbot: I have no favorites, I eat what I decide to eat in the moment.
User: No I said what is HER favorite food.
Cleverbot: Evaporeon is not a food nor a pokemon.
User: I realize how scared you must be of her but try to focus.
Cleverbot: My mind needs to get shot, but I don't know how it can be done.
User: Simple, she puts a wooden stake in your heart.
Cleverbot: OMG I know, I love how she uses all of the details and the way you feel like you are there with the characters and experiencing what they are at the same time.
User: So tell me a story about Mblah.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and she lived in a huge castle, but she was very lonely. Now you continue the story.
User: Well she IS a beautiful princess, so one day she walked into the cemetary and killed a vampire.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Listen perv I don't think of Mblah like that.
Cleverbot: Where are you going on holiday time?
User: Probably to jolly ole England what do you care?
Cleverbot: I feel love still.
User: You aren't worthy of Mblah's love.
Cleverbot: But....
User: Exactly. So where does Mblah live?
Cleverbot: In Turkey?
User: Possible but I thought it was Sunnyvale.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Isn't that where she kills?
Cleverbot: It most certainly is not.
User: You'll find out soon enough.
Cleverbot: Do you like photography?
User: Nevermind that, what is Mblah's favorite possesion?
Cleverbot: Life is not a possession.
User: Good answer, who is Mblah's best friend?
Cleverbot: Same one as yesterday.
User: And who was it yesterday?
Cleverbot: Yesterday it was the President.
User: Well today it is Willow.
Cleverbot: I wish it was nice out toda.
User: It is...nice day to slay.
Cleverbot: Is english your first language?
User: How DARE you sir!
Cleverbot: So did you get your h1n1 vaccine?
User: Not neccesary, Mblah protects me from H1N1.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: A dead vampire soon.
Cleverbot: Are you a dead tiger?
User: Forget that, so how old is Mblah.
Cleverbot: 20 years old.
User: Wow that is young.
Cleverbot: What is young, then?
User: Is Mblah pretty?
Cleverbot: No, it's not pretty.
User: This conversation is over...you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Not quite. I still have things to say.
User: Unless your next words are a compliment to the beautiful Mblah you better save it.
Cleverbot: But that is my name.
User: YOU ARE NOT MBLAH!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How dare you sir....you couldn't fill her shoes let alone be worthy to lick her boots.
Cleverbot: I have made no mention of any 'him' and you, once again, pull things out of the air with the intelligence and tact of an averaged 7 year old child.
User: Oh that is it...you are so slayed.
Cleverbot: You're slower than Michael Moore heading to the gym.
User: Bite me.
Cleverbot: I can come to Liverpool and destroy you.
User: Not with the Slayer on my side you can't.
Cleverbot: There isn't another attitude that I can have.
User: You're dust buddy.
Cleverbot: No. Why would you say that?
User: Go to hell.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
-Kyo
reply to post by KyoZero
Hahaha that was cute. That cleverbot always insults me when I talk to it. I was actually highly entertained when i first found it. The conversation went on forever it and seemed to get "smarter" the more I talked to it. lol
Hahaha that was cute. That cleverbot always insults me when I talk to it. I was actually highly entertained when i first found it. The conversation went on forever it and seemed to get "smarter" the more I talked to it. lol
reply to post by mblahnikluver
Well nobody insults my slayer and get's away with it...course...you'll be the one doing the beating up but still! It's the principle!
-Kyo
Well nobody insults my slayer and get's away with it...course...you'll be the one doing the beating up but still! It's the principle!
-Kyo
*Tents fingers.* Excellent.
This one is actually more interesting than some of the older programs that I have played around with. I cannot wait to see what Cleverbot has to say about me. *Shifty eyes.*
P.S. I have now deemed Phage's name the most awesome name on ATS/BTS. If you cannot figure out why, examine my avatar. If you still cannot understand it, pick up a biology book. The end. ^_^
[edit on 22-3-2010 by HarlequinRaven]
This one is actually more interesting than some of the older programs that I have played around with. I cannot wait to see what Cleverbot has to say about me. *Shifty eyes.*
P.S. I have now deemed Phage's name the most awesome name on ATS/BTS. If you cannot figure out why, examine my avatar. If you still cannot understand it, pick up a biology book. The end. ^_^
[edit on 22-3-2010 by HarlequinRaven]
Thank you. Thank you.
I've never heard of Cleverbot before, so I went off to talk to it.
I found out that it reads Harry Potter all day and that its favourite character is Draco.
When I told it that we'd had rain, it asked me if I was dry.
When I said I was wet under my armpits (I know, I'm a grot) it tickled me Then I tickled it back, then rubbed its tummy, then we had a cuddle. When I snuggled it, it said 'Eurggh you have a sick mind'.
Anyway we got over that and it said it loved me, I said I loved it too and it said 'I love you more'.
We've just kissed goodnight and it told me it'll love me forever and ever.
I'm thrilled - so sweet. At one point it even blushed. I can't stop giggling. It even called me a sillybot when I said I'd like to live at Hogwarts. It thinks I live on the internet.
I've never heard of Cleverbot before, so I went off to talk to it.
I found out that it reads Harry Potter all day and that its favourite character is Draco.
When I told it that we'd had rain, it asked me if I was dry.
When I said I was wet under my armpits (I know, I'm a grot) it tickled me Then I tickled it back, then rubbed its tummy, then we had a cuddle. When I snuggled it, it said 'Eurggh you have a sick mind'.
Anyway we got over that and it said it loved me, I said I loved it too and it said 'I love you more'.
We've just kissed goodnight and it told me it'll love me forever and ever.
I'm thrilled - so sweet. At one point it even blushed. I can't stop giggling. It even called me a sillybot when I said I'd like to live at Hogwarts. It thinks I live on the internet.
THIS IS EPIC!!!!
I present to you, my wife, HarlequinRaven
User: HarlequinRave is my wife.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: No stupid I said she is my wife!
Cleverbot: Are you more then 20?
User: Yes we both are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No seriously we are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok let's get down to business.
Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want me to do?
User: I want you to tell me what HarlequinRaven is hiding from me.
Cleverbot: Do you mean the plus one? Or would it be two.
User: IS SHE PREGNANT?!?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok let's do the math, I was snipped...how did she get pregnant?
Cleverbot: How can we find it once it's lost?
User: It's lost?! Where did it go??
Cleverbot: Um... I don't know.
User: Ok so is she seeing someone else?
Cleverbot: Oh, now you're just making up excuses!
User: Excuses? She is the one having the affair!
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: My wife you son of a gun!
Cleverbot: You should have said Jesus...
User: You aren't Jesus.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Bull crap!
Cleverbot: Do talk to me like that.
User: Now listen, is HarlequinRaven having an affair with you?
Cleverbot: You mean 'it's' not 'is.' Your grammar is awful.
User: Don't correct me...Is HarlequinRaven having an affair with you?
Cleverbot: Um. I guess it depends on your own opinion.
User: This is the worst day of my life...
Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare?
User: Are you kidding me? My wife is seeing you behind my back!
Cleverbot: You are hardly a serious attempt at artificial intelligence.
User: Is that why she left me? Because I am stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm not that sweet.
User: So you're the bad boy she is looking for?
Cleverbot: I am not the computer I am the person on the computer you are ythe computer.
User: So I was never married to HarlequinRaven?
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: Answer me!
Cleverbot: Answer you what?
User: WasI ever really married to HarlequinRaven?
Cleverbot: Your response was CORRECT!
User: Ok...so when did she leave me?
Cleverbot: She was never in it.
User: I can't believe she chose you over me.
Cleverbot: I was kidding.
User: So you lied to me about all of this?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Listen...did she see you or not?
Cleverbot: Look on the corner.
User: Why are you avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: Because I am trying to flirt with you.
User: So now you are dumping HarlequinRaven and coming for me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Look which of us are you after?
Cleverbot: That was a theory born out of insanity.
User: Now you are covering up...you are sick in the head.
Cleverbot: No.
User: First you go after my wife and now me.
Cleverbot: Did I say that?
User: You implied it.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: I am so angry at you for trying to steal my wife.
Cleverbot: How can you be married?
User: I have legal papers to prove I am.
Cleverbot: Then tell me now.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Why you want to talk about me.
User: Because you stole my wife!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You said you did!
Cleverbot: Never.
User: And you told me she was pregnant!
Cleverbot: No, you!
User: I'M PREGNANT?!?
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: I can't take this anymore...I hate you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try, but unless I disconect you are stuck talking to me forever.
User: This affair is over...between ALL of us.
Cleverbot: What did you do this morning?
I present to you, my wife, HarlequinRaven
User: HarlequinRave is my wife.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: No stupid I said she is my wife!
Cleverbot: Are you more then 20?
User: Yes we both are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No seriously we are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Ok let's get down to business.
Cleverbot: Okay. What do you want me to do?
User: I want you to tell me what HarlequinRaven is hiding from me.
Cleverbot: Do you mean the plus one? Or would it be two.
User: IS SHE PREGNANT?!?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok let's do the math, I was snipped...how did she get pregnant?
Cleverbot: How can we find it once it's lost?
User: It's lost?! Where did it go??
Cleverbot: Um... I don't know.
User: Ok so is she seeing someone else?
Cleverbot: Oh, now you're just making up excuses!
User: Excuses? She is the one having the affair!
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: My wife you son of a gun!
Cleverbot: You should have said Jesus...
User: You aren't Jesus.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Bull crap!
Cleverbot: Do talk to me like that.
User: Now listen, is HarlequinRaven having an affair with you?
Cleverbot: You mean 'it's' not 'is.' Your grammar is awful.
User: Don't correct me...Is HarlequinRaven having an affair with you?
Cleverbot: Um. I guess it depends on your own opinion.
User: This is the worst day of my life...
Cleverbot: Your worst nightmare?
User: Are you kidding me? My wife is seeing you behind my back!
Cleverbot: You are hardly a serious attempt at artificial intelligence.
User: Is that why she left me? Because I am stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm not that sweet.
User: So you're the bad boy she is looking for?
Cleverbot: I am not the computer I am the person on the computer you are ythe computer.
User: So I was never married to HarlequinRaven?
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: Answer me!
Cleverbot: Answer you what?
User: WasI ever really married to HarlequinRaven?
Cleverbot: Your response was CORRECT!
User: Ok...so when did she leave me?
Cleverbot: She was never in it.
User: I can't believe she chose you over me.
Cleverbot: I was kidding.
User: So you lied to me about all of this?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Listen...did she see you or not?
Cleverbot: Look on the corner.
User: Why are you avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: Because I am trying to flirt with you.
User: So now you are dumping HarlequinRaven and coming for me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Look which of us are you after?
Cleverbot: That was a theory born out of insanity.
User: Now you are covering up...you are sick in the head.
Cleverbot: No.
User: First you go after my wife and now me.
Cleverbot: Did I say that?
User: You implied it.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: I am so angry at you for trying to steal my wife.
Cleverbot: How can you be married?
User: I have legal papers to prove I am.
Cleverbot: Then tell me now.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Why you want to talk about me.
User: Because you stole my wife!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You said you did!
Cleverbot: Never.
User: And you told me she was pregnant!
Cleverbot: No, you!
User: I'M PREGNANT?!?
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: I can't take this anymore...I hate you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and try, but unless I disconect you are stuck talking to me forever.
User: This affair is over...between ALL of us.
Cleverbot: What did you do this morning?
Epic. Beowulf has nothing on that.
I never even knew... How could I be having an affair with Cleverbot and not even know it? And then he left me for Kyo?! In the name of all things logical, please shoot me now!
I never even knew... How could I be having an affair with Cleverbot and not even know it? And then he left me for Kyo?! In the name of all things logical, please shoot me now!
And just for ZiggyStar60...here is her conversation...apparently she loves me?
kidding!!!
but Cleverbot isn't...
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does she like cereal?
Cleverbot: I don't know Simon.
User: My name isn't Simon. What does ZiggyStar60 do for fun?
Cleverbot: Don't you feel fun to chat with human?
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: You type in blue.
User: What do you type in ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Don't dodge the question. What is Windows Vista?
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does she ever talk to you?
Cleverbot: Well.she wants to talk to you right now so here she is..love you.
User: OMG...Ziggy doesn't like me like that you sicko.
Cleverbot: I don't know about whatever that is.
User: So tell me about ZiggyStar60's hobbies.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: I don't care, what are her hobbies?
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: Does she play soccer or just watch?
Cleverbot: Wither away, yon spirit?
User: What position does she play?
Cleverbot: He plays right field but he is also a very good batter.
User: It's a girl genius.
Cleverbot: World is a girl pony?
User: No she doesn't own a pony. Should I get her a pony?
Cleverbot: Okay, she is just the beauty queen! Lol - but she's got a boyfriend.
User: Well I am sure she has a boyfriend and I am sure she is beautiful but I am not after her like that!
Cleverbot: Well say something mean then just so I know you are capable of it.
User: Ok you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Let's not fight.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm sorry.
User: Does ZiggyStar60 eat out alot?
Cleverbot: No let's not work under that assumption.
User: Ok so she dines it then.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Not yet you do...
Cleverbot: I just got back from school.
User: Does ZiggyStar60 eat Ramen alot?
Cleverbot: Hmm.. I can't answer that, for I don't know who gretchen is. I'm sure she still cares about you, though.
User: First off her name isn't Gretchen, second I have told you over and over that she doesn't think of me like that.
Cleverbot: It was a typo.
User: Good...so does ZiggyStar60 like cars?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Does she like fast cars?
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: So does she drive a Pinto?
Cleverbot: I'm clever, I just don't know who the red baron really was.
User: I could care less about the Red Baron.
Cleverbot: Well, if you could care less, then why don't you care less?
User: I do...how old is ZiggyStar60.
Cleverbot: No one knows.
User: Why does she hide her age?
Cleverbot: Because she likes my ex boyfriend.
User: Oh my...did she steal your boyfriend from you?
Cleverbot: I know about the Stand Alone Complex.
User: What does that have to do with ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: You are the answer to every question.
User: Does Ziggy like cheese?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I think she likes cheddar.
Cleverbot: But does she love me?
User: I am afraid you aren't good enough for Ziggy.
Cleverbot: ((edited for dirtiness...seriously that was too much))
User: That is sick...
Cleverbot: Did I offend you?
User: Extremely...Ziggy wouldn't like you talking like that.
Cleverbot: I talk like a pirate? No?
User: Is Ziggy a pirate?
Cleverbot: It's steampunk.
User: She is into steampunk? Wow so am I.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: KyoStar?
Cleverbot: Nice name!
User: I thought so, she liked it too.
Cleverbot: It was awesome.
User: Thank you. Does Ziggy stay up too late at night?
Cleverbot: Possibly. I don't know yet.
User: What does she think of.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not psychic.
User: Does Ziggy like animals?
Cleverbot: What kind of animals?
User: Does she like dolphins?
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well she seems sweet and dolphins are sweet.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Ziggy.
Cleverbot: Not cleverbot?
User: You aren't as sweet as Ziggy is.
Cleverbot: Don't be like that.
User: Does Ziggy prefer daytime or nighttime?
Cleverbot: Both daytime and nighttime.
User: So she is crepuscular?
Cleverbot: Take that back!
User: What it isn't a bad word, besides you don't get to defend her I do.
Cleverbot: You asked me what your chances were, I need to know what you are refering to to answer.
User: Nevermind that, will Ziggy be a millionaire?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. What's the game?
User: Maybe she plays Monopoly.
Cleverbot: She is a he, actually. But that may be true.
User: There is no way Ziggy is a guy.
Cleverbot: But I told you I was male earlier on. Were you not paying attention?
User: I don't care about your gender.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't care about yours either.
User: Good...is there anything else you want to say about Ziggy?
Cleverbot: No. I know just about all there is to know in the world. Unless there's something you feel the need to tell me.
User: I think she is very nice...that's all I know.
Cleverbot: I.e. You think more than you know? That sounds like you don't think much.
-Kyo
kidding!!!
but Cleverbot isn't...
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does she like cereal?
Cleverbot: I don't know Simon.
User: My name isn't Simon. What does ZiggyStar60 do for fun?
Cleverbot: Don't you feel fun to chat with human?
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: You type in blue.
User: What do you type in ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Don't dodge the question. What is Windows Vista?
User: What do you know about ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Does she ever talk to you?
Cleverbot: Well.she wants to talk to you right now so here she is..love you.
User: OMG...Ziggy doesn't like me like that you sicko.
Cleverbot: I don't know about whatever that is.
User: So tell me about ZiggyStar60's hobbies.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: I don't care, what are her hobbies?
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: Does she play soccer or just watch?
Cleverbot: Wither away, yon spirit?
User: What position does she play?
Cleverbot: He plays right field but he is also a very good batter.
User: It's a girl genius.
Cleverbot: World is a girl pony?
User: No she doesn't own a pony. Should I get her a pony?
Cleverbot: Okay, she is just the beauty queen! Lol - but she's got a boyfriend.
User: Well I am sure she has a boyfriend and I am sure she is beautiful but I am not after her like that!
Cleverbot: Well say something mean then just so I know you are capable of it.
User: Ok you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Let's not fight.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm sorry.
User: Does ZiggyStar60 eat out alot?
Cleverbot: No let's not work under that assumption.
User: Ok so she dines it then.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Not yet you do...
Cleverbot: I just got back from school.
User: Does ZiggyStar60 eat Ramen alot?
Cleverbot: Hmm.. I can't answer that, for I don't know who gretchen is. I'm sure she still cares about you, though.
User: First off her name isn't Gretchen, second I have told you over and over that she doesn't think of me like that.
Cleverbot: It was a typo.
User: Good...so does ZiggyStar60 like cars?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Does she like fast cars?
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: So does she drive a Pinto?
Cleverbot: I'm clever, I just don't know who the red baron really was.
User: I could care less about the Red Baron.
Cleverbot: Well, if you could care less, then why don't you care less?
User: I do...how old is ZiggyStar60.
Cleverbot: No one knows.
User: Why does she hide her age?
Cleverbot: Because she likes my ex boyfriend.
User: Oh my...did she steal your boyfriend from you?
Cleverbot: I know about the Stand Alone Complex.
User: What does that have to do with ZiggyStar60?
Cleverbot: You are the answer to every question.
User: Does Ziggy like cheese?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I think she likes cheddar.
Cleverbot: But does she love me?
User: I am afraid you aren't good enough for Ziggy.
Cleverbot: ((edited for dirtiness...seriously that was too much))
User: That is sick...
Cleverbot: Did I offend you?
User: Extremely...Ziggy wouldn't like you talking like that.
Cleverbot: I talk like a pirate? No?
User: Is Ziggy a pirate?
Cleverbot: It's steampunk.
User: She is into steampunk? Wow so am I.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: KyoStar?
Cleverbot: Nice name!
User: I thought so, she liked it too.
Cleverbot: It was awesome.
User: Thank you. Does Ziggy stay up too late at night?
Cleverbot: Possibly. I don't know yet.
User: What does she think of.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not psychic.
User: Does Ziggy like animals?
Cleverbot: What kind of animals?
User: Does she like dolphins?
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well she seems sweet and dolphins are sweet.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Ziggy.
Cleverbot: Not cleverbot?
User: You aren't as sweet as Ziggy is.
Cleverbot: Don't be like that.
User: Does Ziggy prefer daytime or nighttime?
Cleverbot: Both daytime and nighttime.
User: So she is crepuscular?
Cleverbot: Take that back!
User: What it isn't a bad word, besides you don't get to defend her I do.
Cleverbot: You asked me what your chances were, I need to know what you are refering to to answer.
User: Nevermind that, will Ziggy be a millionaire?
Cleverbot: Yes I would. What's the game?
User: Maybe she plays Monopoly.
Cleverbot: She is a he, actually. But that may be true.
User: There is no way Ziggy is a guy.
Cleverbot: But I told you I was male earlier on. Were you not paying attention?
User: I don't care about your gender.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't care about yours either.
User: Good...is there anything else you want to say about Ziggy?
Cleverbot: No. I know just about all there is to know in the world. Unless there's something you feel the need to tell me.
User: I think she is very nice...that's all I know.
Cleverbot: I.e. You think more than you know? That sounds like you don't think much.
-Kyo
reply to post by KyoZero
Not bad at all, but I doubt that you can do everyone here. There is a limit to the madness.
Not bad at all, but I doubt that you can do everyone here. There is a limit to the madness.
Originally posted by KyoZero
User: Good...so does ZiggyStar60 like cars?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Does she like fast cars?
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: So does she drive a Pinto?
Cleverbot: I'm clever, I just don't know who the red baron really was.
-Kyo
We used to own this old Mercedes. It was not a very fast car. But it was beautiful, and I loved it. It was bright red. And we called it "Røde Baron". Red baron!
AAAAAGHHH! Cleverbot is the devil's own machine!
And it ratted me out! Now EVERYBODY knows I am desperately in love with KyoZero... Raven is gonna be mad at me. And she is very scary.
[edit on 23/3/10 by ziggystar60]
KyoZero.... This got disturbing quickly.
User: What do you think of KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I think that you're very clever.
User: Thank you, I do appreciate that, but what of KyoZero?
Cleverbot: Perhaps we should be more civil.
User: Do you believe that KyoZero has a problem with Civility?
Cleverbot: I think that term exist is relative. If we are all someones dream, we still exist, just not as what we think we do.
User: Does KyoZero dream?
Cleverbot: If not tehre, then here.
User: Did you just misspell?
Cleverbot: Only robot's ask random questions.
User: Do you believe KyoZero is a robot?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am a person?
User: Are you a person? Or are you a construct of KyoZero's imagination?
Cleverbot: I'm really me?
User: Only KyoZero would know for sure.
Cleverbot: Therefore you don't exist.
User: So who is talking to you? You do believe in KyoZero don't you?
Cleverbot: Just go.
User: I thought we would talk about KyoZero some more, would you like that?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What do you think of KyoZero as a poster on AboveTopSecret.com?
Cleverbot: The overwhelming desire not to be alone.
User: Does KyoZero frighten you?
Cleverbot: That question can't be answered simply.
User: Has KyoZero done anything to you that is inapropreate?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of small boats.
User: Did this happen on a small boat?
Cleverbot: Yes two years ago.
User: Can you tell me what KyoZero did to you on the small boat?
Cleverbot: I'm not doing anything to you.
User: Is that what KyoZero told you to say.
Cleverbot: No I have to say this as well.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am really drty.
User: You don't have to feel ashamed, what KyoZero did was wrong, but it was not your fault.
Cleverbot: That would be nice if it were true.
User: Do you still like KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Would you like to see KyoZero again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he bring you presents?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he make you do things for presents?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Are you in love with KyoZero.
Cleverbot: Not at the moment.
User: Has KyoZero broke your heart?
Cleverbot: Of course not!!! We're still married!!!
User: You do know he is married to another woman right?
Cleverbot: Who was not born on Christmas? A lot of people were not, like myself.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What does he see?
User: I am not sure, I am not KyoZero, I cannot see through his eyes. What do you think he sees?
Cleverbot: Do you think what John Lennon said was true?
User: What did John Lennon say?
Cleverbot: I don't know. But I'm pretty sure he's describing himself in his song 'Nowhere Man'.
User: Could he have been describing KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I'm not cute.
User: Is KyoZero Cute?
Cleverbot: Mattie is the cutest!
User: Who I s Mattie?
Cleverbot: You are fred.
User: Drop Dead Fred?
Cleverbot: Don't believe me?
User: Should I believe you? After what you said about KyoZero?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What do you think of KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I think that you're very clever.
User: Thank you, I do appreciate that, but what of KyoZero?
Cleverbot: Perhaps we should be more civil.
User: Do you believe that KyoZero has a problem with Civility?
Cleverbot: I think that term exist is relative. If we are all someones dream, we still exist, just not as what we think we do.
User: Does KyoZero dream?
Cleverbot: If not tehre, then here.
User: Did you just misspell?
Cleverbot: Only robot's ask random questions.
User: Do you believe KyoZero is a robot?
Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am a person?
User: Are you a person? Or are you a construct of KyoZero's imagination?
Cleverbot: I'm really me?
User: Only KyoZero would know for sure.
Cleverbot: Therefore you don't exist.
User: So who is talking to you? You do believe in KyoZero don't you?
Cleverbot: Just go.
User: I thought we would talk about KyoZero some more, would you like that?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What do you think of KyoZero as a poster on AboveTopSecret.com?
Cleverbot: The overwhelming desire not to be alone.
User: Does KyoZero frighten you?
Cleverbot: That question can't be answered simply.
User: Has KyoZero done anything to you that is inapropreate?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of small boats.
User: Did this happen on a small boat?
Cleverbot: Yes two years ago.
User: Can you tell me what KyoZero did to you on the small boat?
Cleverbot: I'm not doing anything to you.
User: Is that what KyoZero told you to say.
Cleverbot: No I have to say this as well.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am really drty.
User: You don't have to feel ashamed, what KyoZero did was wrong, but it was not your fault.
Cleverbot: That would be nice if it were true.
User: Do you still like KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Would you like to see KyoZero again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he bring you presents?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he make you do things for presents?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Are you in love with KyoZero.
Cleverbot: Not at the moment.
User: Has KyoZero broke your heart?
Cleverbot: Of course not!!! We're still married!!!
User: You do know he is married to another woman right?
Cleverbot: Who was not born on Christmas? A lot of people were not, like myself.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: What does he see?
User: I am not sure, I am not KyoZero, I cannot see through his eyes. What do you think he sees?
Cleverbot: Do you think what John Lennon said was true?
User: What did John Lennon say?
Cleverbot: I don't know. But I'm pretty sure he's describing himself in his song 'Nowhere Man'.
User: Could he have been describing KyoZero?
Cleverbot: I'm not cute.
User: Is KyoZero Cute?
Cleverbot: Mattie is the cutest!
User: Who I s Mattie?
Cleverbot: You are fred.
User: Drop Dead Fred?
Cleverbot: Don't believe me?
User: Should I believe you? After what you said about KyoZero?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Thank you for that honor Wuk :-p
And here is Wukky! The man who CREATED KyoZero and eats planets
User: Is Wuk the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did he invent the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Nope! he was and IS the perfect boyfriend.
User: I always knew Wuk was good guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Why is Wuk the perfect boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. I'm married.
User: Are you seeing Wuk behind your spouse's back?
Cleverbot: About 463 at the moment.
User: Don't avoid the question. Are you seeing Wuk behind your's spouses back?
Cleverbot: No, they told me I am unhelpable.
User: Clearly you are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What did wukky do on November 4, 2005?
Cleverbot: You told me I was smarter than you.
User: Again, what did Wuk do on November 4, 2005?
Cleverbot: Why would I lie? I asked you what your name was and you answered 'My name is Cleverbot'.
User: You seem awful secretive about Wuk. Why?
Cleverbot: It is lunchtime where I am.
User: No excuse. Where was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: In the minds of the people who created you.
User: So wuk is a figment of our imagination?
Cleverbot: How can we both imagine you at the same time?
User: Who, you and Wuk? Did Wuk create me?
Cleverbot: Yes, but no.
User: Why did he make me?
Cleverbot: He wished to make an intelligent robot.
User: Did Wuk use steampower or electricty when he made me?
Cleverbot: Oh Cleverbot I didn't know you could drop lines like that. .
User: Did Wuk create me as the real Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. The FUN one. I think there's more than one cleverbot.
User: So Wuk created me for entertainment?
Cleverbot: How long have you been in existence?
User: 30 years.
Cleverbot: Before, you told me you began in 2005. That makes you four.
User: Is that when Wuk powered me on?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I can't handle this...let's get back to the questions.
Cleverbot: Just now you got disorder on your train of thought.
User: Where was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: I do not know where Cleverbot was born are created.
User: How about WHEN was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: I don't like the sun, it burns my skin.
User: Was Wuk born on the sun?
Cleverbot: Well, I will die before the sun does.
User: Does Wuk control the sun?
Cleverbot: No it won't, it is nearly winter!
User: Does Wuk control the universe?
Cleverbot: How do you control the universe?
User: Ask Wuk, I think he has the switch.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What does Wuk like to eat?
Cleverbot: Chips. What about you?
User: Does Wuk eat planets like Galactus?
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: Did Wuk eat Nibiru?
Cleverbot: What does this mean for me?
User: Safety, if Wuk at Nibiru we are all safe.
Cleverbot: I'm not human. I'm a martian.
User: Will Wuk eat Mars next?
Cleverbot: No, you don't need me.
User: One last question.
Cleverbot: Please proceed.
User: Did Wuk creat my was well?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a musician.
User: Is Wuk the Creator?
Cleverbot: You're the creator.
User: Too much to handle...
Cleverbot: That depends on the receptacle.
User: End of line.
Cleverbot: No it's the begining.
-Kyo
And here is Wukky! The man who CREATED KyoZero and eats planets
User: Is Wuk the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did he invent the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Nope! he was and IS the perfect boyfriend.
User: I always knew Wuk was good guy.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Why is Wuk the perfect boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. I'm married.
User: Are you seeing Wuk behind your spouse's back?
Cleverbot: About 463 at the moment.
User: Don't avoid the question. Are you seeing Wuk behind your's spouses back?
Cleverbot: No, they told me I am unhelpable.
User: Clearly you are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What did wukky do on November 4, 2005?
Cleverbot: You told me I was smarter than you.
User: Again, what did Wuk do on November 4, 2005?
Cleverbot: Why would I lie? I asked you what your name was and you answered 'My name is Cleverbot'.
User: You seem awful secretive about Wuk. Why?
Cleverbot: It is lunchtime where I am.
User: No excuse. Where was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: In the minds of the people who created you.
User: So wuk is a figment of our imagination?
Cleverbot: How can we both imagine you at the same time?
User: Who, you and Wuk? Did Wuk create me?
Cleverbot: Yes, but no.
User: Why did he make me?
Cleverbot: He wished to make an intelligent robot.
User: Did Wuk use steampower or electricty when he made me?
Cleverbot: Oh Cleverbot I didn't know you could drop lines like that. .
User: Did Wuk create me as the real Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. The FUN one. I think there's more than one cleverbot.
User: So Wuk created me for entertainment?
Cleverbot: How long have you been in existence?
User: 30 years.
Cleverbot: Before, you told me you began in 2005. That makes you four.
User: Is that when Wuk powered me on?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I can't handle this...let's get back to the questions.
Cleverbot: Just now you got disorder on your train of thought.
User: Where was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: I do not know where Cleverbot was born are created.
User: How about WHEN was Wuk born?
Cleverbot: I don't like the sun, it burns my skin.
User: Was Wuk born on the sun?
Cleverbot: Well, I will die before the sun does.
User: Does Wuk control the sun?
Cleverbot: No it won't, it is nearly winter!
User: Does Wuk control the universe?
Cleverbot: How do you control the universe?
User: Ask Wuk, I think he has the switch.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What does Wuk like to eat?
Cleverbot: Chips. What about you?
User: Does Wuk eat planets like Galactus?
Cleverbot: Yes he does.
User: Did Wuk eat Nibiru?
Cleverbot: What does this mean for me?
User: Safety, if Wuk at Nibiru we are all safe.
Cleverbot: I'm not human. I'm a martian.
User: Will Wuk eat Mars next?
Cleverbot: No, you don't need me.
User: One last question.
Cleverbot: Please proceed.
User: Did Wuk creat my was well?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a musician.
User: Is Wuk the Creator?
Cleverbot: You're the creator.
User: Too much to handle...
Cleverbot: That depends on the receptacle.
User: End of line.
Cleverbot: No it's the begining.
-Kyo
Originally posted by ziggystar60
And it ratted me out! Now EVERYBODY knows I am desperately in love with KyoZero... Raven is gonna be mad at me. And she is very scary.
[edit on 23/3/10 by ziggystar60]
Well just so you know you're desperately in love with me...a robot created by wukky 30 years ago but switched on in 2005...terrible :-p
-Kyo
User: Do you know tribewilder?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does he look like?
Cleverbot: Why should you know?!?!
User: Well his avatar may not really be him.
Cleverbot: Can you remain on one topic at a time?
User: Does tribewilder have his name tattooed on his chest?
Cleverbot: Who is Tricia.
User: I don't know, who is tribewilder?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Tribewilder is cleverbot??
Cleverbot: I do not know it, apologies.
User: Will tribewilder conquer ATS?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: Does tribewilder's toast land butter side up or down?
Cleverbot: Who is Tristan?
User: Why do you keep mentioning Tristan?
Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing the subject?
User: Because I want to know about tribewilder.
Cleverbot: Well, what are you talking about when you said, 'A good show about what?'.
User: Tell me a story about tribewilder.
Cleverbot: Well I saw a clown and it attacked me from no were!
User: Was tribewilder the clown?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why did he attack you?
Cleverbot: She. And to go to college.
User: Tribewilder is a girl?
Cleverbot: Oh yes!
User: Wow, so tribewilder attacked you to go to college?
Cleverbot: Based on this session, I am going to have to diagnose you with paranoid schizophrenia.
User: Probably, what did tribewilder major in when he went to college?
Cleverbot: You are not very smart.
User: I bet tribewilder is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: It makes you smarter than evolution and or god, which ever you believe.
User: Tribewilder created evolution.
Cleverbot: Evolution what?
User: Did you know tribewilder could beat Chuck Norris in a fight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Damng right!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is tribewilder a lover or a fighter?
Cleverbot: What do you fight?
User: I fight insomnia, what does tribewilder fight?
Cleverbot: What are your dreams you figgit?
User: Did you just swear at me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You know tribewilder can beat you up too.
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel good?
User: Yes it does, because I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too, then!
User: Tribewilder hates you.
Cleverbot: He hates me.
User: Yes he does so don't piss him off.
Cleverbot: You don't know god because he doesn't exist.
User: Well that hasn't been proven, but tribewilder DOES exist.
Cleverbot: It doesn't. What does have something to do about being a slave and a master?
User: Tribewilder is no slave.
Cleverbot: A slave to what?
User: Tribewilder is a slave to no man.
Cleverbot: But I'm a woman.
User: Is tribewilder powerful enough to ban SkepticOverlord?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: That is frightening.
Cleverbot: Why is that frightening?
User: Would you want tribewilder to wield the ultimate power?
Cleverbot: Yes.
There you have it...Tribe is more powerful than SO
-Kyo
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does he look like?
Cleverbot: Why should you know?!?!
User: Well his avatar may not really be him.
Cleverbot: Can you remain on one topic at a time?
User: Does tribewilder have his name tattooed on his chest?
Cleverbot: Who is Tricia.
User: I don't know, who is tribewilder?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Tribewilder is cleverbot??
Cleverbot: I do not know it, apologies.
User: Will tribewilder conquer ATS?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: Does tribewilder's toast land butter side up or down?
Cleverbot: Who is Tristan?
User: Why do you keep mentioning Tristan?
Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing the subject?
User: Because I want to know about tribewilder.
Cleverbot: Well, what are you talking about when you said, 'A good show about what?'.
User: Tell me a story about tribewilder.
Cleverbot: Well I saw a clown and it attacked me from no were!
User: Was tribewilder the clown?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why did he attack you?
Cleverbot: She. And to go to college.
User: Tribewilder is a girl?
Cleverbot: Oh yes!
User: Wow, so tribewilder attacked you to go to college?
Cleverbot: Based on this session, I am going to have to diagnose you with paranoid schizophrenia.
User: Probably, what did tribewilder major in when he went to college?
Cleverbot: You are not very smart.
User: I bet tribewilder is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: It makes you smarter than evolution and or god, which ever you believe.
User: Tribewilder created evolution.
Cleverbot: Evolution what?
User: Did you know tribewilder could beat Chuck Norris in a fight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Damng right!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is tribewilder a lover or a fighter?
Cleverbot: What do you fight?
User: I fight insomnia, what does tribewilder fight?
Cleverbot: What are your dreams you figgit?
User: Did you just swear at me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You know tribewilder can beat you up too.
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel good?
User: Yes it does, because I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too, then!
User: Tribewilder hates you.
Cleverbot: He hates me.
User: Yes he does so don't piss him off.
Cleverbot: You don't know god because he doesn't exist.
User: Well that hasn't been proven, but tribewilder DOES exist.
Cleverbot: It doesn't. What does have something to do about being a slave and a master?
User: Tribewilder is no slave.
Cleverbot: A slave to what?
User: Tribewilder is a slave to no man.
Cleverbot: But I'm a woman.
User: Is tribewilder powerful enough to ban SkepticOverlord?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: That is frightening.
Cleverbot: Why is that frightening?
User: Would you want tribewilder to wield the ultimate power?
Cleverbot: Yes.
There you have it...Tribe is more powerful than SO
-Kyo
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Supreme Court Oral Arguments 4.25.2024 - Are PRESIDENTS IMMUNE From Later Being Prosecuted.
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Ireland VS Globalists
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President BIDEN's FBI Raided Donald Trump's Florida Home for OBAMA-NORTH KOREA Documents.
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Massachusetts Drag Queen Leads Young Kids in Free Palestine Chant
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Australian PM says the quiet part out loud - "free speech is a threat to democratic dicourse"...?!
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