Jesus Found In Frying Pan

Here we go, another Jesus sighting.

This one has go to be fake because who in their right mind would fry in a suit?
This is also blasphemy because last I checked, bacon is not kosher.

BEIJING, March 15 (Xinhuanet) -- A British man found a Jesus Christ on his frying pan after he fell asleep while waiting for his bacon to cook, according to Daily Mail reports.

"When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke," Toby Elles, the 22-year-old man said. "Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me."

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reply to post by Alxandro


I'm thinking fake...

What a loser that guy is!

"Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me."

Ummmm........LOLOLOLOLOL

"JC" Working his magic once again.

But seriously so he saw a shape that resembled a mans face ....So it Must be Jesus Christ.

.......And if it was a shape that resembled a woman's face then it Must have been Mary.

Errrmmm I'm just not buying it.

[edit on 15-3-2010 by Rising Against]

Put it on ebay some wackjob will buy it for some crazy amoubt of money..

People wouldnt do the get 2 minutes of fame.. It looks like a burn mark thats all.. I dont get how people can say this bla that bla this and that looks like jesus..

Maybe jesus was telling him a message.. I think the message was..

"L 2 Cook Moron."

With the Jesus sightings being on toast, and now under pieces of bacon in a frying pan, it appears that a good breakfast isnt one of the luxuries that is included in the sky heavens above. Maybe Jesus' real heaven would be here on earth enjoying a delicious breakfast. He must be tired of hearing harps and kneeling down and singing songs to the white bearded sky daddy in paradice.

Why does it always have to be Jesus?

No one is sure what he looked like.

I think it looks like Arlo Guthrie. ( in 1969)

[edit on 15-3-2010 by butcherguy]

That Fry Pan Jesus looks more like the Mona Lisa.

A bad fake from a guy with a bad haircut, I'd say.

Jesus would never be near bacon, it is not Kosher. This does look more like Jesus would than the anglo saxon pictures we grew up with.

Originally posted by Alxandro

I really had a close look at this, and my conclusion is that it was Bob Marley smoking his bacon to ashes. Marley was a vegetarian and this can only be a message from the grave that bacon is bad for you......

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What's the over/under that this frying pan is on EBay by weeks end?

Originally posted by earthdude
Jesus would never be near bacon, it is not Kosher. This does look more like Jesus would than the anglo saxon pictures we grew up with.

And Jesus was a devout Jew who followed every law of Moses from the Torah..

which also states long hair on men is an abomination. So, this obviously isn't Jesus Christ.

Perhaps Jonathan Davis of KORN??

Bacon and KORN..........

I'll ask a Mod to move this thread over to the Food & Cooking forum.

I know EXACTLY who that is!!!!!!!!!

That's me when I was 16

I'm suing him for defamation of character

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Wow, so Jesus probably had short hair. Funny how history is so messed up. I think the frying pan person is Mona Lisa.

Amazing how these miracles all happen to portray the Jesus of the western school of art. Never do these 'Jesus' faces ever look like an Israeli carpenter.
If this is a manifestation from the 'one true God', why does it look like the westernized Jesus? Surely the real 'Jesus' would be a miracle, but nobody would recognize him....
Nope, he must really have looked like Robert Powell.

Oooh, look......is that the Virgin Mary on my toast? I mean, she's wearing what looks like a nun's habit, and holding a white baby.......must be the virgin Mary.

Originally posted by earthdude
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Wow, so Jesus probably had short hair. Funny how history is so messed up. I think the frying pan person is Mona Lisa.

Correct, most likely his hair didn't even reach is collar, and was not straight, but wavy or curly.

I've always heard that you can "find Jesus" anywhere, you just have to look.

Originally posted by elevatedone
I've always heard that you can "find Jesus" anywhere, you just have to look.

Yes, I tried to see him in tater tots, unfortunantly I only saw satan

Tater tots= tool of the devil

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Doesn't look like Jesus (or our usual image of him, at least). Maybe this guy was trying to do the Mona Lisa, but decided Jesus would be better so he added the mustache?

Jesus? Please, I think it resembles more of Epic Beard man... Yea, in fact I am sure it EB rather than JC.

Decide for yourself:

Epic Beard Man-

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Jesus: