major ear problem stemming from reptilian abduction at an early age.

reply to post by Spectre0o0

The main memory of the experience was the probing of my ears. they took samples of my earwax,and injected something into the canal. i know i wasn't imagining this as now my earwax has changed. it smells and tastes sweet. i know its crazy,but it is akin to strawberries.

First off: Why did u use the term "reptilian abduction" in the title, if your report describes no physic characteristic of the alien specie that abducted you??? Do u have memories about that?? Can you describe them???
About the "exam" they did on you, dude I got to ask it: How does you feel nowadays?? I mean, do u have or had any odd sensations, as high sensitivity, missing time, stuffs you can attribute to your experience???
By the way, if u felt missing time feeling along your life, probably you are still being abducted. Don't panic, if they didn't kill you, probably you are just a guinea pig. And if the only oddity you have is this strawberry-tasty-like earwax, your abduction wasn't that bad.
Now seriously, a thing you can do, is collect a sample of your earwax and take to analysis in some laboratory. Probably you must have a medical request, well you don't need talk about aliens with your doctor, for sake. A cool argument you can use is tell him a bug got into your ear when you were sleeping. Tell him you are sure the bug came out but you're afraid it left some eggs of some parasite there. He will examine you and probably will request the lab exam of your wax. And you will see what they found. But, PLEASE don't talk them about aliens. Talk to US.

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reply to post by zaiger

Besides a gun will not help you, they probably put someting in your brain and can now opperate you like a remote controll toy.

Do you know him?? Do you know any detail about his life??? How the f*** can you say he has an implant in the brain and is remote controlled??? Cool your jets, before scary people!!!

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reply to post by ucalien


Im a specialist in reptilian technology. So far it sounds like a text book case of reptilian RC injection. I know how to deal with the situation and i did say he should not get a gun so cool off buddy. Im a professional.

First off: Why did u use the term "reptilian abduction" in the title, if your report describes no physic characteristic of the alien specie that abducted you??? Do u have memories about that?? Can you describe them???

How dare you resort to this line of questioning, you have no idea of this man's mental state or what he or his controllers are capable of.

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reply to post by zaiger

Im a specialist in reptilian technology.

OPS, I'm sorry!!!! Then OK guys, alright, we have here a PHD in Reptilian technology, with specializing in Sirian electromagnetic rotors, Draconian bio-neural processors and Orionite basal cell implants. Don't be shy, the bearer of ancient reptilian wisdom is available to free consults.

reply to post by ucalien


You need to stop making stuff up i said nothing of having a PHD, the reptilian education system does not even come close to anything we have. And i never said anthing about consultations being free.

reply to post by xynephadyn


Ear candles to remove alien implants? Please do not give any more medical advice. This is dangerous. Especially on a conspiracy website where people may have mental issues to begin with. Ear candles do not work.

In a report, Health Canada states "There is no scientific proof to support claims that ear candling provides medical benefits. ... However, there is plenty of proof that ear candling is dangerous." It says that while some people claim to be selling the candles "for entertainment purposes only", the Canadian government consider that there is no reasonable non-medical use, and hence any sale of the devices is illegal in Canada.

en.wikipedia.org...

Who the hell do you think you are? I am a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST and have been TRAINED how to PROFESSIONALLY perform and use EAR CANDLING. i have a masters degree and a 800 hours of anatomy and physiology- and have more medical knowledge than most nurses, and some doctors.

dont you dare tell me what I should and should not do.

Ear Candling is a SAFE and PROVEN removal method used by the the abductee community. Im glad you trust Wikipedia so much- do you also put as much faith in FOX NEWS?

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You should really be careful about wikipedia, for all you know i could have written that article.

reply to post by xynephadyn


Who the hell do you think you are! I trust Health Canada and the US FDA before I trust someone on a conspiracy website who says they are this and that. And if you are what you say you are then I have to question the licensing requirements, and why you are giving advice without seeing the patient.

Ear candling doesn't work. Don't go around giving medical advice on a forum please.

There is no scientific proof to support claims that ear candling provides medical benefits. In fact, Health Canada conducted laboratory tests that showed that ear candling produces no significant heating or suction in the ear canal. However, there is plenty of proof that ear candling is dangerous. Ear candling poses a risk of fire. It can also cause serious burns and other injuries if hot wax drips into your ear, or onto your skin or hair. There have been reports of several cases of ear injury in Canada.

www.hc-sc.gc.ca...

There you go now straight from Health Canada.


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Ear Candling is a SAFE and PROVEN removal method used by the the abductee community.

Im not sure which part is better safe and proven or used by the abductee community. I guess any massage therapy school has that course on approved methods of removing earwax from UFO abductees.

Because of your mature age it is hard to tell if it is paranoia or just plain cynicism that is preventing you from going to the doctor.

Whatever the case though you can be sure that nothing bad can come from just having a visit. Tell him you're worried you might have an ear infection and tell him that you've noticed the taste has changed, but DON'T mention the reptilians because it's probable that he won't believe you and might say you're at the wrong clinic.

What worried me is:

I DONT WANT TO BE CONSIDERED CRAZY. IF HAVE TO GET MENTAL HELP,I WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE GUNS.

That line sets off alarm bells in my head and for your own good I think you should go to the doctor. At the very least your anxiety will go down from knowing there's nothing wrong with your ears.

reply to post by zaiger


No doubt. My guess is that it is only in the abductee community that it is considered "safe and proven." Infer from that what you will.

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reply to post by Nventual


I would not worry about anything so far there has been only one member of ATS that has gone on to kill himself and others. We are talking one out of the millions of people who come through here.

Originally posted by xynephadyn
Who the hell do you think you are? I am a LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST and have been TRAINED how to PROFESSIONALLY perform and use EAR CANDLING. i have a masters degree and a 800 hours of anatomy and physiology- and have more medical knowledge than most nurses, and some doctors.

dont you dare tell me what I should and should not do.

Ear Candling is a SAFE and PROVEN removal method used by the the abductee community. Im glad you trust Wikipedia so much- do you also put as much faith in FOX NEWS?

[edit on 3-3-2010 by xynephadyn]

I really do have to wonder how a massage therapist can possibly have had more medical training than a nurse or has more medical knowledge than a doctor.

If you don't mind me asking, can you post a link to somewhere that talks about ear candling being safe? I also find it funny that you say it is a proven method for the 'abductee community' - hmm I wonder why, maybe the implants they thought they had didn't exist in the first place?

Originally posted by zaiger
reply to post by Nventual

 

I would not worry about anything so far there has been only one member of ATS that has gone on to kill himself and others. We are talking one out of the millions of people who come through here.

I remember that guy, forgot his name though. He would talk about seeing owls in his dreams I think and other strange things, then he shot up a school I believe.

Anyway I wasn't suggesting that the OP was a nut who would massacre people. I was more worried about his own safety, or that of his carer/guardian/family member that may visit him every now and then. It seemed like he may have some paranoid thoughts and without knowing anything else about him I was just cautious about what he said. All it takes is for him to be in a paranoid episode, have a gun on him, and not know that the person who just entered his front door in the dark was his child or carer.

reply to post by Nventual


Well i would not worry about this guy he is trolling read his profile, this behavior is intentional. You are bing trolled. Just look at the OPs profile page.

Maybe you're right, I've read a few of his other posts and they're a lot more comprehensible than any of the ones in this thread.

Oh well, people like him do exist so my advice still stands. Also that massage therapist isn't trolling I don't think.

As a trained and FDA approved dis-info agent I should like to make it clear that this is all down to his hypothalamus and hippocampus miscommunicating. There is a tumor which is causing scent and association to be confused. The reptiles he remembers are projections from an ancient part we all shared which is stored deep in his instinctive memory.

In no way am I endorsing the theory that is a trait of Mendelian inheritance brought about by his DNA being altered into that of a soldier of the upcoming future NWO army.

Dang it!!

Ah well, he'll be up soon and we can see a picutre of his ear/pillow.

-m0r

reply to post by Nventual


No i was saying that the guy who started this thread is trolling look at his profile page. Massage therapists are IRL trolls in my opinion, but no i do not think she was trolling here.

As soon as I read your title of the thread I automatically had to ask, how do you know that the specific alien race that abducted you was part of the reptillian civilization?

If we are to believe witnesses and testimonies of the Disclosure Agenda a few years back there were more than 200+ different races.

Why is this forum always taken up with reptillian agendas without any mention of any other races/species.

Do you see where I am coming from here? I am a staunch believer in life existing on other planets I have had many experiences that validates my opinon. However, for people who haven't had experiences it is hard for them to accept what is spoken about, and therefore, based solely on this forum they build up a false assumption that everyone is lying and hoaxing because all anyone talks about is reptillians.

Look at it from their point and view and tell me if its possible to work together on this>?