OK.
First off, I believe you, i have been abducted by the Reptillians too, however I do not have any ear wax problems.
What I suggest you do is the following, and I mean this in all seriousness.
Ear Candling. Doing such, can both A. Return your ear canal back to normal if you have an excess of wax, and B. Eventually remove any implants in the
ear canal. Ive done it many times myself and its wonderful!
Ear Candles can be bought online, and here is a video showing how to do it.
[edit on 3-3-2010 by xynephadyn]