Things I've Learned From Mutter:

1. Jerry Williams certainly can Jive.


2. Ooroo means goodbye in Australia.

3. Email from Nigeria can't be trusted.

4. The father of a mutterer single-handedly won the Falklands war thanks to his boots.

5. Indeed is a powerful word.

6. Colton Ford lost more than his religion.


7. Australians make a fine pair of socks.

8. Sometimes super-hero's can disappear only to come back as Boys In Dress's.

9. There is no doom like Norwegian Doom.

10. Russians can't be trusted. Even if you have ZEE MAP.

11. Wuk nog isn't just for breakfast anymore.

12. Loose can be the same as lose but sometimes it is confusing and Oxford may or may not agree.

13. Some members just don't know how to say goodnight.

14. A weatherman, alcohol and wax makes for a very entertaining mix.

15. No matter how hard they try, penguins can't recruit everyone to chat.



(There are plenty more, feel free to add your own)


[edit on 23-2-2010 by Karlhungis]

16. Signals' one liners are pure comedic genius.

17. Instead of calling it Mutter, it should be called Yelling Into A Dark Cave Without A Flashlight or YIADCWAF for short....

18. ketchup = good.

19. neXus = awesome

20. zazzafrazz is a Goddess

21. Swedes complain alot...

22. Penguins are apparently trying to take over the world.

23. 15 year olds like usernames with the word smurf in them and also are facinated by lurkers and lurking....

Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
19. neXus = awesome

20. zazzafrazz is a Goddess

21. Swedes complain alot...

22. Penguins HAVE apparently takeN over the world and enjoy chat.
NPO YAY
23. 15 year olds like usernames with the word smurf in them and also are facinated by lurkers and lurking....

JAX often gets confused and likes to start threads that incite riots.

24. Some members would trade a bag of old cheeseburgers for a cup of coffee. ( menace to society reference)

25. The name " Raud" has traditional scandanavian roots, ..... instead of being a self created gay porn name, such as Raud Hardy.

26. Lube, ... is still lube in any language.

27. Some people still don't know what my screen name means. No, it is not " In Taste La Burst" I am not a french pervert with bad grammar.

28. Just because a friend says farewell, doesn't mean they won't be back tommorrow, ... and the next day, ... and they next day, .... and the nex.

29. If a someone says their a girl, theres a 20% chance she's a guy.

30. If someone says their a guy, that means your mistaken, and they probably want you to stop hitting on them.



[edit on 24-2-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

...29. If a someone says their a girl, theres a 20% chance she's a guy.

30. If someone says their a guy, that means your mistaken, and they probably want you to stop hitting on them. ..


[edit on 24-2-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Thee's some sub-sections in those teachings that I find confusing.

31. That twisted stockings are frowned on at the Mutter floor during
muttering.

32. That somehwere along the conversation, somebody always asks "Are
you REALLY wearing a dress?!"

33. That it's no use feeling guilty, when you're role-playing for giggles on
Mutter and someone struggles to join in.

34. That no matter what duress, Raud will not use his Tazer on fellow
employees.



[edit on 24-2-2010 by A boy in a dress]

35. Man sized stilettos really do exist.

36. Hollywood producers actively use mutter conversations as inspiration to their movies

37. Using the theme song from Superman as an entrance is just fine.

I am learning impaired.

36. That I kill mutter a lot

37. That Hellmutt is the ultimate Hellmutterer

That I can't post about the T&C I have to post about the T and C.

That elevatedone likes tater tots... alot.

That this ..!.. is flipping the bird.

That Hellmutt is always good for at least one "WTF? moment"

That cool people exist the world 'round.
.

Muttering calms my deviant sexual urges.

Muttering while naked is far preferable to being arrested for public nudity.

The Jester keeps telling me to draw in library books.

Medication should be administered by a medical professional, and not Nige from down the pub.

That Chem-Trails aren't the strange bits of
equipment I find in the Park bushes.

That Zazz can do what she said she can do
with that bread roll.

That Karlhungis is really a succesful business man and
that he's here find someone to donate some of his millions
to.

That Chad passes out after his second crate of beer and REALLY
is built like Hugh Jackman.

That Raud is just itching for someone to break into his
museum.

And finally... That some conditioners don't do what they say
on the bottle.

[edit on 14-3-2010 by A boy in a dress]

-One's attention-span can be Swiss-cheesed faster then one could possibly imagine, and after a few moments on mutter, indulging in even the ADD-inducing charm of ATS/BTS begins to feel like cracking open War and Peace.

Tonight I learned that Detroit is safer than Australia because they only shoot you in the torso in Detroit, and EVERYTHING is out to kill you in Oz.

Haiku can be used as a weapon.

The Ultimate Warrior lives.

Some day there will have to be a battle for supremacy between David Bowie and Neil Diamond.

I know from my learnings that...

...there is an extremely crappy hotel somewhere in or around Detroit.

...Hellmutt is better than all MSM put together.

...what comes out of Mutter is good enough to write a book or two about.

...to date, there are no snotty French in mutter.

...mutter has more lives than a million lolcats, considering how many times it gets killed in one day.

...people you fight with on the boards can be best of friends in mutter at the same time.

...the planet Mars is actually located in North Australia.

...it is always time for mutter, considering that people around the globe are online no matter the hour.

...I am not the only one into Pagan Metal.

...considering how mutter owns "chat", less is actually more.

...no matter how vast and informative the interwebz might be, I still spend most time online staring in that blue, narrow strip...




[edit on 12-5-2010 by Raud]

Originally posted by Gools
That I can't post about the T&C I have to post about the T and C.

That elevatedone likes tater tots... alot.

That this ..!.. is flipping the bird.

That Hellmutt is always good for at least one "WTF? moment"

That cool people exist the world 'round.

.

lets see here , i learned that i now like waffles a lot ( in direct compitistion to Mr Tater tot man)

how to really socialize on ATS .

other then that iv learning nadda ....

Originally posted by Gools
That I can't post about the T&C I have to post about the T and C.

That elevatedone likes tater tots... alot.

That this ..!.. is flipping the bird.

That Hellmutt is always good for at least one "WTF? moment"

That cool people exist the world 'round.

.

Agreed!! Elev and those tater tots.

I know I can always count on seeing Hellmutt in mutter.

I have learned that to mutter an ampersand you have to type "%26". Just because.

That a thread about manhole covers can have absolutely nothing to do with men, thier holes or things that cover them...