posted on Dec, 31 2009 @ 03:23 PM
One thing I used to like to do when I used to watch TV, agree with the add and voice out the logic of the add.
For example there is a BK add in which a guy named "Charlie" doubts BKs ability to make a great burger for a low low price. Charlie is then tied up
put in a sack and dumped in the ocean via helicopter.
To which I would reply earnestly " Yeah charlie that will show you. Don't doubt a mans burger making abilities. Burger making is a serious business.
I'll make any burger I want, for any price I want, and I won't take any flak from you, I'm the burger KING. I'll make a burger right here right
now. Don't you tell me what I can and can't do."
They want to play on your territorial instincts, but if you use your language faculties to voice their reasoning, you are no longer using those
instincts. I guess it exposes the absurdity of the whole thing.
Here some other logic you might challange "the moment I spray on that deodarant panty clad girls are going nock the door down" or "The moment I eat
that Iceblock I will become a glamourous movie star".
[edit on 31-12-2009 by StopComplaining]