posted on Dec, 4 2009 @ 08:11 PM
If I am ever going to be benevolent dictator of the world it makes sense to start with the U.S.A., after all I was born here and I am familiar with
all the laws after breaking most of them!
It’s not so much the two party systems that are corrupt it’s that there are so many people in it too corrupt. This actually decreases the odds
they will be corrupted and doesn’t increase them!
With a single solitary dictator there is just one person to corrupt! Naturally I wouldn’t have time to be corrupted by as many corporations and
lobbyists as there would just be one of me as opposed to hundreds of congress people and senators.
A lot of people currently corrupting the system would be locked out of the corruption process due to my own demanding schedule and finite amount of
After all I am already so corrupt; I spend most of my time enjoying that fact and don’t have a lot of spare time for people who would want to
corrupt me in new or different ways.
I really feel there are a lot of advantages to the American people under this new system. In fact I am so personally corrupt I could care less about
the rest of the world, so we can close all those military bases and stop handing out all that foreign aide.
If you are poor, have some handicap, are in some oppressed minority, feel that you need special help from the government and the taxpayers TOO BAD!
I really wouldn’t have the time or inclination or patience to deal with all those silly agencies and departments and their heads. They would all go
under my dictatorship so we could get back to a small government. In fact a small very unobtrusive government because I could care less what anyone
else is doing!
No police state under my dictatorship. I think we are all mature enough to go it on the honor system!
I promise not to bother the citizens, if the citizens promise not to bother me! I think it would work out great if all you whiners and criers and I
see the world in black and white types would just learn to shut up and mind your own business so we could all get along.
Taxes would go way down, freedoms would increase, people around the world would stop despising us and best of all I would get to be KING!
I think America owes it to itself to try this just once, don’t you? Insist on me as dictator in 2012 and together we can truly make the world a
better place, well at least for me!