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posted on Jan, 25 2010 @ 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

1. You don't deny ignorance.

2. You deny ignorance too much.

3. You insist.

4. You think being a mod will improve your quality of life, earn the respect of your peers, make it rain Benjamins, increase your street cred,

5. You think being a super-mod includes all of the above + more sex.

5a. You think being admin. includes all the above + free Red Bull.

6. You use more than three smileys in a post.

7. You include "deny ignorance" in your posts.

8. You don't embrace sarcasm.

9. You are unable to convey sarcasm.

10. You use the word "paradigm" more than twice a year.

11. You think your funny but your not.

12. You don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

13. You're on my friends list or have me on yours.

14. You think noone "gets you"

15. It's "no one" not "noone" ATS-hole!

16. You think the gov. would go through all the time, money, and effort to set up, maintain a conspiracy forum just so they can keep tabs on YOU, when they can just as easily create an account and achieve the same thing.

17. You think you're getting the short end of the star and flag system.

18. You take an unremedied "alert" as a personal attack.

19. You mutter.

20. You wonder what ATS will do should you ever leave.

21. You think 20 posts before you thread is asking waaaay too much.

22. You think that "skeptic" and "believer" are two different things.

22a. You think that "info" and "disinfo" are two different things.

22b. You use the expression "two sides of the same coin" when you don't understand it.

23. You take anything that happens here as a personal affront.

23a. You think life is sooooo unfair.

24. You think drinking and posting rocks.

25. You make threads in the form of a list.



Man that’s quite a list…


The bigger the net, the more fish your gona catch…

Ok I will admit it….you got me on a couple of points…


I insist lol


- JC




posted on Jan, 25 2010 @ 04:04 PM
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58. you dont read the whole thread you just go to the latest post so you dont know what number were actually on

59. you star and flag everything even if you dont read it

60. you friend someone because they say hi to you even if your not friends
so you can have the most amount of friends

61. you constantly say that your threads suck so people will say no they dont they are good


thats what i got



posted on Jan, 25 2010 @ 11:36 PM
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Originally posted by l neXus l
58. you dont read the whole thread you just go to the latest post so you dont know what number were actually on

59. you star and flag everything even if you dont read it

60. you friend someone because they say hi to you even if your not friends
so you can have the most amount of friends

61. you constantly say that your threads suck so people will say no they dont they are good


thats what i got


You might be an ATS-Hole if you quote the entire previous post.

You might be an ATS-Hole if you quote the entire OP.

You might be an ATS-Hole if you sign out of every post.....

-Dev



posted on Jan, 27 2010 @ 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by MajorDisaster
Meh, the mods are harmless enough, sdog. Like cute and cuddly fluffy-bunny-rabbits.






Roswell.



posted on Jan, 27 2010 @ 07:19 PM
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62. You're the author of the 957th thread arguing CERN will create a black hole which will swallow the Earth.

63. More than half of your posts are consumed by arguing for or against a particular god.

64. You're an average to mildly attractive female and post "sexy" photos of yourself on BTS or have such a photo as your avatar in order to garner attention from lonely/shy male members.

65. You've called another member a disinfo agent or CIA operative.



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 03:43 PM
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66. You love this thread

67. Chat being down drives you NUTS :bnghd:



posted on Jan, 30 2010 @ 03:55 PM
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68. You call folks haarpooners ...

69. Heh ...

70. You think 69 is still funny ...



posted on May, 1 2010 @ 11:48 AM
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71. Bump threads for no reason.
72.



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:47 PM
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sadly none of those applies to me ,,,, well maybe 3 or 4



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:56 PM
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You think your the only sane person on the site. And you have to resist calling everyone a drama queen on every thread.



posted on May, 3 2010 @ 07:03 PM
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You can't spell the word commercial no matter that you typed it 30 times already:bnghd:

edit to fix the word commercial..again..

[edit on 3-5-2010 by badd_move]



posted on May, 9 2010 @ 09:43 AM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
11. You think your funny but your not.

12. You don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"





posted on May, 30 2011 @ 02:57 PM
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I'm bumping this thread, because it is hilarious, and one of my favorites. I figured since it's Memorial Day, I would "remember" some of my old favs.

Enjoy. More bumps to come today. BOLO.

Bump da bump!




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