Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really), page 1
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reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 04:48 PM by boaby_phet
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this is strange, the register is normaly very reliable with tech storys, but i just dont buy this... one main reason, it says their that had the beam been on their would have been trouble ... they tested it both directions last week if i remember right.?



reply posted on 5-11-2009 @ 06:51 PM by Lasheic
This is easy to explain in concept. Basically, they're not building a particle accelerator. That's just a cover. What they're really building is a primitive form of the famed infinite improbability drive.


The principle is that as its drive reaches infinite improbability, the ship passes simultaneously through every conceivable and inconceivable point in every conceivable and inconceivable universe (in other words, when one activates the Infinite Improbability Drive, the ship is literally everywhere at once). It is then possible to decide at which point you actually want to be when improbability levels decrease.



reply posted on 6-11-2009 @ 07:06 AM by FAQAmerica
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I'm sorry your "real-life" example was YOU claiming you worked for CERN and something similiar has once happened?

Well... here's my "real-life" example...i've worked for CERN forever and nothing like this has ever happened.


reply posted on 6-11-2009 @ 09:54 AM by Lasheic
buddhasystem is right guys. If anything, it's the OP's title and the articles themselves which are a bit misleading. You have to look a bit deeper, and not just rely on knee-jerk reactions to sound-bytes and catchy headlines.

The Popsci article linked to a source article posted in The Register. In that article, a representative for CERN stated that the problem was caused by "a bit of baguette on the busbars".

That's it. That's what caused the problem. The only mention of a bird was in speculation as to a possible source... but that's all it was. Speculation. It could have come from any number of sources. Perhaps stuck to the corner of a workman's mouth, wiped off and forgotten, and then transferred to the BusBars from the glove or hand during routine maintenance. Perhaps it was a squirrel or rat, or blown in by the wind.... who knows.

It doesn't matter, regardless. The way some of you guys make it sound, you'd think they were blaming it on a crumb bouncing off the metal housing surrounding the unit. That wasn't the case, and the entire situation is far more understandable when not twisted into a cartoonish parody. Not to mention that sarcasm and ridicule is sort of a motif of The Register. Easily recognizable there, but can be misleading out of context.

Further, the temperature increase caused by the contamination was exceedingly meager. Only about 11 degrees f over standard. It's not like the contamination caused significant temperature increase... more a case of the temperature tolerances being fairly strict and the fail safes kicking in. "Significant heating" is relative to operational tolerances, not the temp your home PC starts crashing at or anything.

For reference, standard temp according to the Register is about 1.9 Kelvin, or negative 456.25 degrees f.



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reply posted on 6-11-2009 @ 11:28 AM by DaMod
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That is actually one of my favorite movies that comes from. I don't know if the improbability drive would work but it's worth looking into. I don't think that is what the LHC is actually for. Scientists are after the Higgs Bosen!


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