Not all news needs to be bad, Introducing the worlds stupidest robbers, page 1
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Topic started on 28-10-2009 @ 08:50 PM by zazzafrazz
So your a single geek, possibly living in your mothers basement.
You and a buddy have decided life is getting boring browsing conspiracy sites all day, your sick of debating the hottest anime chick and you broke your toe rumbling over whether you would shag Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, sigh~ the same thing day in , day out. A few beers to many and you have a great idea to become stealth robbers.

Right you need equipment.

Get away car. Check
Drunk driver. Check
Balaclava check, oh wait its been textered on....

Click here to see how texta can look just like a balaclava, no one will ever know the difference!

Two accused burglars in the US who covered their faces with permanent marker as a disguise were arrested soon after an apartment robbery with their faces still blackened. Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, allegedly tried to break into an apartment in Carroll, Iowa on Friday night before driving off. After a caller described the burglars as having "painted faces", police pulled over their car a few blocks away to see their faces still covered with permanent marker. The two were charged with second degree burglary, while McNelly was also charged with drink driving

news.ninemsn.com.au...



[edit on 28-10-2009 by zazzafrazz]


reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 09:12 PM by zazzafrazz
reply to post by cryingindian


Have you anything to say staying on topic?
Or do we have to read your one liners on how clever your old ATS days use to be....start a thread on it.


reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 09:17 PM by Chadwickus
reply to post by cryingindian


I suppose that is directed at me since I have the only "1 line response" so far.

You may want to check what it says at the bottom the post reply text box:

(Minimal posts that contribute nothing to the thread are subject to immediate removal.)



Nothing about one liners and my post contributes to the post by having a dig and Mr Connick Jr and the black face paint issues a couple of weeks ago.

Spell check "jackarse"



[edit on 28/10/09 by Chadwickus]


reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 09:23 PM by weedwhacker
reply to post by zazzafrazz


Thanks zazzafrazz.

Can die happily now, knowing that there IS someone out there stupider than I.

(or should that be "more stupid than I" in lieu of 'stupider'?? Nah, I like 'stupider' --- stet)




reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 10:26 PM by whatukno
reply to post by zazzafrazz


you broke your toe rumbling over whether you would shag Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher


Everyone knows that Natalie Portman is easier (that is of course if she is actually a drag queen who has been stalking you)

These guys deserve their pictures plastered everywhere. I would love to see the courtroom bust up when these pictures are brought out for the jury.


reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 10:56 PM by zazzafrazz
reply to post by whatukno




These guys deserve their pictures plastered everywhere. I would love to see the courtroom bust up when these pictures are brought out for the jury.


I didnt think of that. There is no way they can get even a Public Defender to put their case forward without hysterical laughter.
I have a sneaking suspiciion, they'll get off for being mental.


reply posted on 28-10-2009 @ 11:53 PM by whatukno
reply to post by zazzafrazz


Just in case they do get a insanity plea.



The stupidity should be preserved for posterity.


reply posted on 29-10-2009 @ 12:13 AM by zazzafrazz
Originally posted by VitalOverdose


I see you have thrown down the stupidity gauntlet.
That is hillarious on the first strike, but then the 2nd.OMG



reply posted on 7-11-2009 @ 07:11 PM by cryingindian
Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by cryingindian


Have you anything to say staying on topic?
Or do we have to read your one liners on how clever your old ATS days use to be....start a thread on it.


My topic was the misspelling in your thread title. You had originally spelled "stupidest" as "stupidist," and I just found that ironic. That's all.

You're doing great. Keep it up.
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