Feel the Need to Confess?

Well now's your chance.

I'll kick it off with some personal confessions.

I have a high triglyceride problem but my chip and salsa addiction will eventually kill me.

I talk "baby talk" to my dogs.

I probably should shower more than 3 times a week.

Wow, I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Catharsis Rocks!!

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Oh yeah, Don't post anything that might bring the law down on ya. Save that for the professionals. I do have a BS in psych. but it's all BS. I can't offer any therapy; just sympathy for acting like a human being.

Your turn...........



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I probably should shower more than 3 times a week.

ew.

TMI.

Originally posted by KSPigpen
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I probably should shower more than 3 times a week.

ew.

TMI.

Yeah but I swim at the gym 3 times a week. That should count for something. right?

With a name like KSpigpen, how many time a week do you shower?

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Alright this sounds fun.

I smoke way too many cancer sticks in the run of the day.

I also talk "baby" to my pets (1 large Iguana, 2 dogs and 3 cats).

I'm an avid user of the Alert button on ATS . (Yes I'm a snith, follow the rules!)

Hmm...that's it I guess...

~Keeper

It's just like when you were kids. I hardly showered then. Became a teen and showered everyday. Then as I get older I shower less. I think it's like we start in diapers and end in diapers.

I confess I like to flirt with older men from the south who play the dobro.

Some confessions? Wow! I think I'll take my favorite ones out to play.

1. I hold conversations with my cat [he does talk back]
2. smoke cigs like a forest fire
3. read so much my brain short circuits [okay it don't take much]

Those are the safe ones!

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ok I'll bite:

I do not do my dishes every night although i should.

I wait until last minuet to hand in homework assignments.

I always do the opposite of what my mother in law suggest to me.

i can't stop dreaming about sexy vampires..( don't know why)

and lately when stressed, i feel the need to have a cigarette although I've never smoked.

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I need to try harder to stop smoking, I need to get in better shape, and I need to stop worrying so much about myself and look to the grander things in the world.

I watch QVC. All the time. I am right now. Anniversary of the Today's Special Value. Love it. I don't buy anything, just love watching it. Know all the hosts by name.

I even went to the studio a few weeks ago.

files.abovetopsecret.com...

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e. that's it?

I was hoping you could liven up this thread with something a little more gnarly. Do they still say gnarly?

I confess, I still say gnarly and stoked.

I take videos of myself acting silly then delete them almost immediatly.



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Mine are all illegal----
unable to post

sorry

I remembered a few more.....

1. I lust after women of all shapes, sizes, colors and ages. Over 18 of course.

2. Once I was almost and received some very, very stern warnings.

3. I laugh at the dumbest jokes you can imagine.

4. I'm very easily amused.

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Nah. I'm sorry. I'm pretty bland.

Okay here goes.

Ive put my In Laws toothbrushes in the toilet on several occasions because I dont get along with them.

Im sure I can think of more. Ill return when I do.

Originally posted by Jess_Undefined


Ive put my In Laws toothbrushes in the toilet on several occasions because I dont get along with them.

Im sure I can think of more. Ill return when I do.

Now that's what I'm talkin about. gnarly!!!

1. I too talk to my cat. Especially when hes staring at me
2.I havent eaten a proper vegetable or fruit in days. I dont know why, i just
am eating junkfood.
3. I'm unemployed and am supposed to be looking for work but just sit and read ats instead
oh i am cleansed. Is this what it feels like to be catholic?

Ok here goes.

I smoke cigs like the world is running out of them.

I am a hopeles romantic with unreal expectations and too many scars (emotional) to ever heal.

I've been in trouble with the law

I'm a co-dependent person, always have been always will be.

I drink like a fish at times.

I cuss like a saylor on liberty at a brothel.

I'm horrid with money.

I clean compulsively.

I always think the worst in people when lied to, and I hold grudges forever I don't believe in letting go.

I don't trust anybody.

I would steal if I had no other choice.

I call off of work sick sometimes and I'm not really sick.

That's all for now I'll add more latter.

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absolutely. A dip in a hot tub counts for a bath too.

One should be furtive about washing, however, unless it's your OWN tub; that's what jets are for. *


*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I obsessively count things. Everyting, no matter what I'm doing.

I fancy prime numbers, and invent reason to use them, such as....... I would never put something in the microwave for two minutes. 123 seconds, perhaps.

Even though I'm 51, I still think farts are funny.

I admit liking to watch Glenn Beck. No, I don't always agree with him. Yes, I find him very entertaining.

I once had a coke addiction. I kicked it after I hit the sub-basement.

I voted for Ross Perot. yep, it's me. I know you wondered.

I play spades online at MSN for about an hour every day. I am the one that always starts off with "Good Luck!".

I secretly believe that everything global is going to melt down in the next two years. Yep, you heard it here first. I'm a foilhead.

there. that's a good start. You can all commence to shun me now.

I hate cooking. I hate standing by the stove. I avoid it whenever possible. My husband once drew a map for me with directions to the kitchen in our house, claiming he was just trying to be helpful. He was sure I had forgotten where it was.

Once I called in sick to work and spent the whole day and night watching every season and every episode of Sopranos on DVD.

I mix cognac with Pepsi Max. Very expensive cognac. And I drink it. Just because I like it. I have made grown men cry doing that.

I write crime short stories. I have murdered several people I dislike in real life in my stories. And if I dislike them VERY much, I always let the killer get away with it.