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"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

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posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 07:42 PM
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DOUBLE POST

[edit on 29-4-2010 by zazzafrazz]




posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 07:42 PM
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HOMAGE TO THE STAR WARS EXPERT

Originally posted by jedimiller
The following is my Dating history.




1985-89. The early years-- Dated 4 girls, went to the dance with one, went to school with another. numerous others went with me to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with Cindy.

1989-1991- High school years-- Dated a gymnist and a counselor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated 4 girls in the 12th grade. one my full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. went to the prom with my Full time GF and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era-- Not much activity, but still managed to date 4 girls that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--started dating again. dated at least 100 girls(college). Dated a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. she was a most beautiful girl. Took her to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Peak of my dating era-- [Fullfillment]. Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting girls at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Dormant era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of work and finances.

2006-2008- The fallout. Dated older woman but managed to stay cool with the younger crowd. Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Dated 3 or 4 cute girls, but nothing like Natalie Portman.



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by Mark Harris
The following is my Dating history.

1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.

1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.

1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.

2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3 or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:03 PM
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Hahaha nice crush you have there...have fun with that.



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:08 PM
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This thread has officially crossed over to the twilight zone! :0
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posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:13 PM
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OK, this just has to stop! No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a crush on Jedi Miller, including Jedi Miller!!!!

Perhaps you all have forgotten this gem:



Yes, that is the aforementioned Jedi Miller, drinking a beer in his 'Star Wars Room' in his mother's basement...

This whole notion is almost enough to scare me straight!!!



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:15 PM
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Bucket please..bucket..BUCKET....

...too late...



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:15 PM
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I remember that pic, does'nt beat the ones in his boxers though. lol



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:27 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
OK, this just has to stop! No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a crush on Jedi Miller, including Jedi Miller!!!!

Perhaps you all have forgotten this gem:



Yes, that is the aforementioned Jedi Miller, drinking a beer in his 'Star Wars Room' in his mother's basement...

This whole notion is almost enough to scare me straight!!!





posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:31 PM
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Originally posted by Gools
This thread has officially crossed over to the twilight zone! :0


Then my mission is complete!


[edit on 29 Apr 2010 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:33 PM
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Jedi is my new crush!!!


Sorry Givenmay....I no longer desire you!



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:35 PM
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I guess jedi will be updating his dating history now or in the near future ?
Will there be another contest ?
Tune in next week to these and any many more questions.
...as the title turns....








[edit on 29-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 08:37 PM
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We are all his Padawans.



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:05 PM
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I heart Jedi Miller.



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:12 PM
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I



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:14 PM
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reply to post by zazzafrazz
 


I just tossed my dinner...



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by valiant


Jedi is my new crush!!!


Sorry Givenmay....I no longer desire you!



...that kinda hurt!


*gets out sith saber*



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:19 PM
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HEY!!!



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by MemoryShock
I heart Jedi Miller.


HEY!



posted on Apr, 29 2010 @ 09:23 PM
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~laughs at the irony of SD and MEM both making a one word post~





[edit on 29-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]



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