"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

DOUBLE POST

[edit on 29-4-2010 by zazzafrazz]

HOMAGE TO THE STAR WARS EXPERT

Originally posted by jedimiller
The following is my Dating history.




1985-89. The early years-- Dated 4 girls, went to the dance with one, went to school with another. numerous others went with me to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with Cindy.

1989-1991- High school years-- Dated a gymnist and a counselor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated 4 girls in the 12th grade. one my full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. went to the prom with my Full time GF and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era-- Not much activity, but still managed to date 4 girls that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--started dating again. dated at least 100 girls(college). Dated a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. she was a most beautiful girl. Took her to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Peak of my dating era-- [Fullfillment]. Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting girls at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Dormant era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of work and finances.

2006-2008- The fallout. Dated older woman but managed to stay cool with the younger crowd. Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Dated 3 or 4 cute girls, but nothing like Natalie Portman.

HOMAGE TO GREATEST ATS POST IN HISTORY

Originally posted by Mark Harris
The following is my Dating history.

1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.

1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.

1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.

2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3 or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.

Hahaha nice crush you have there...have fun with that.

This thread has officially crossed over to the twilight zone! :0
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OK, this just has to stop! No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a crush on Jedi Miller, including Jedi Miller!!!!

Perhaps you all have forgotten this gem:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/c7b5466ac404.jpg[/atsimg]

Yes, that is the aforementioned Jedi Miller, drinking a beer in his 'Star Wars Room' in his mother's basement...

This whole notion is almost enough to scare me straight!!!

Bucket please..bucket..BUCKET....

...too late...

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


I remember that pic, does'nt beat the ones in his boxers though. lol

Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
OK, this just has to stop! No one, and I mean NO ONE has ever had a crush on Jedi Miller, including Jedi Miller!!!!

Perhaps you all have forgotten this gem:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/c7b5466ac404.jpg[/atsimg]

Yes, that is the aforementioned Jedi Miller, drinking a beer in his 'Star Wars Room' in his mother's basement...

This whole notion is almost enough to scare me straight!!!

Originally posted by Gools
This thread has officially crossed over to the twilight zone! :0

Then my mission is complete!

[edit on 29 Apr 2010 by schrodingers dog]

Jedi is my new crush!!!

Sorry Givenmay....I no longer desire you!

I guess jedi will be updating his dating history now or in the near future ?
Will there be another contest ?
Tune in next week to these and any many more questions.
...as the title turns....








[edit on 29-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]

We are all his Padawans.

I heart Jedi Miller.

reply to post by MemoryShock


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reply to post by zazzafrazz


I just tossed my dinner...

Originally posted by valiant


Jedi is my new crush!!!

Sorry Givenmay....I no longer desire you!

...that kinda hurt!

*gets out sith saber*

reply to post by JaxonRoberts

HEY!!!

Originally posted by MemoryShock
I heart Jedi Miller.

HEY!

~laughs at the irony of SD and MEM both making a one word post~





[edit on 29-4-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]