911 Call..."Beer Does Not Work For Swine Flu".....Only in the Mid-West, USA

Hello all......I wanted to put this in a thread so all could enjoy. Only the Mid-West could have such a caller. This call comes from a small town in the SouthWest corner of Missouri........

These are very serious times.......but we all need a good laugh now and then

If you have something that has a little swine flu humor......please post it...



The story behind this guy is that he calls the 911 dispatch several times a month..........Needles to say he has a few issues.....funny though!

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awe, that is funny, sad but funny. Poor guy.

Poor guy... Dispatcher: "Have you been drinking today?" Caller:" Yeah, I've had 2 beers.. trying to get rid of the swine flu... Beer doesn't work on it."

Hahahaaaa... 'tis funny.

"I saw pigs in my backyard...not the police kind, the hog kind"

lmao

[edit on 16-5-2009 by suzque66]

I thought we only had these kind of people in good ole south Carolina. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to fall off the couch. When he said he saw pigs in the back yard...I guess that is where the "hallucinations" come in with this flu bug. Poor guy he only had 2 beers. Imagine how bad his flu would be if he had any more to drink. Thanks for the laugh.

Until Later,
Millionaire Mommy

PS Feeling better but still coughing and so is hubby. We live in the country but luckily have not seen any pigs in our backyard. Don't drink but might have to take it up if it proves to cure the swine flu.

Not much news on the flu today.........A little bored around the house so I watched a few swine videos........Although I do see this flu pandemic as a real threat.......I still find some humor in the videos........Just keeping it real...

The Muppets Start The Swine flu










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was that second vid a love swing for baboons? LOL