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*** Schro's, Shock's, and Ian's Road Trip Caption Contest ***

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posted on Mar, 25 2009 @ 04:47 PM

posted on Mar, 25 2009 @ 06:21 PM

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

"Frrrrrp! mmmm, cabbage and rotten beef....if I keep quiet, maybe they won't notice!"

posted on Mar, 25 2009 @ 06:45 PM

"Shro Dog is a reptilian that has abducted Memory and Ian"

Under the guise of a road trip an ATS member has abducted a fellow member and a Moderator. While we are none the wiser, thinking they are safely traveling the countryside, Memory Shock is under heavy sedation as he is taken to the secret facility where the brainwashing and experimentation will soon commence.

posted on Mar, 25 2009 @ 09:37 PM
"Faking sleep in order to preserve plausible deniability. Works every time."

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 03:38 AM
Ahhh yes home... my cozy underground lair where i can slip into my freshly microwave toasted boxers and fuzzy bunny slippers, sip on my marshmellowed hot coco with cinnamon stick, recline in my down feather filled leather poposan, surfing ATS for disorder and mischief all the while listening to the faint playing in the background of barry manilow singing "i made it through the rainnn... and found my self protected... by the others whooo... got rained on too... but made it throoo."... there's no place like home toto, clicking my heels three times... there's no place like home... where i can be the Wizard of OZ all day and night long.

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 04:54 AM
Ian: UFO to starboard. UFO TO STARBOARD!! Quick... get pictures... get PICTURES!!

S. Dog: Can't man, I'm driving. Don't worries. Mem. Shock's got the camera. He'll have it covered.

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 06:04 AM
For Sale
1 manwhore.
Comes with 1 suv seat and duct tape.
Mouthgag available but not included.
Will consider trades for food.

This is a limited time offer as he is going to wake up soon.

[edit on 26-3-2009 by DrumsRfun]

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 07:04 AM
Ok, here is mine.

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 07:16 AM

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

When is this trip over I really miss cuddling with my teddy bear, I mean unicorn... I mean pillow...damn I just wanna go home.

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 11:40 AM

1) Food costs per day ........................................................ $10.00
2) Hotel costs..................................................................... $60.00
3) Shrink sessions after this is over ................................... $175.00
4) Giving ATS members YEARS of "You won't believe
what he did on the way to New York!" posts..........................Priceless

Edited for formatting.

[edit on 26-3-2009 by Deson]

posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 05:43 PM

At least I became a Mod...thats something...I guess...

posted on Mar, 27 2009 @ 04:06 AM

Memoryshock found his drinking trousers were a little "tight" and cut off the air supply to his brain...

posted on Mar, 27 2009 @ 05:43 AM
Sung to the tune of Mr Sandman:

Little Green Man, bring me a dream
Make it a UFO like I've never seen
Give it two probes to use over and over
Then my lonesome nights can be spent screaming 'Oo-er'

Green Man, we're so alone
No ETs who want to phone home
Please turn on your alien beam
Little Green Man, grant me my dream

[edit on 27-3-2009 by berenike]

posted on Mar, 27 2009 @ 11:45 AM

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

[edit on 25 Mar 2009 by schrodingers dog]

Oh no, not that sleep paralysis again…
Can't move…can't talk…guess at least my eyes will open…
Wait! This means that you - yes, you, staring at me with that evil look, trying to guess my thoughts! - are one of that fancy demons that usually appear!
Jeez… what's that buzzing vibration?... Seems like a car engine… and now that weird sound… a dog barking?!
Definitely need to change my pillow…

posted on Mar, 27 2009 @ 07:54 PM
My second entry.

posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 02:27 PM
And you all thought that there would actually be a point prize for the mockery of me...

Hunting down criminals is a difficult task. What’s even harder? Getting the criminals to come to you. The El Paso Police Department have done just that, luring over a hundred criminals into custody in a week with promises of a free Xbox 360.

Everyone who has posted in this thread is now banned...

One week left for entries and then "the winners" will be announced...

posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 03:16 PM
Okay, for the fun of it, I am adding one too.

posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 03:30 PM

"Armed with little more than the wrapper of a truckstop burrito, Memory Shock was able to make it through the remainder of the trip unscathed."

posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 03:44 PM
reply to post by MemoryShock

So if the aliens want us we get offered ascension

If the police want us we get offered an xbox

And if Mods want us we get offered.......points

Crumbs, I feel so shoddy.

[edit on 28-3-2009 by berenike]

posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 06:11 PM
reply to post by MemoryShock

full filling a dream sweety?
will i be banned now, or do i have time to arrange my affairs?

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