A Batch of What Ifs!

I'm going to start throwing random what ifs into this thread to see if I can generate some discussion.

What if you woke up one day and you were still in your pajamas, but you were on a wooden plank floating in the middle of the ocean?

Oh god I think I would freak out! Maybe Im still dreaming *Slams head into wood* Nope!

Oh god oh god oh god!

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i would probably assume that i was dreaming, but if i was dreaming the realization of that should switch me into lucid dream mode. If i can not fly then i can safely assume im not dreaming and that i have somehow been transported from my bed to my current location.

i would accept what i saw as reality and work towards uncovering how this event occurred.

I'd probably do what I always do when I just wake up - curl up and go back to sleep.

I'd only rouse myself if I started to feel cold - do I have a blanket?

Originally posted by mf_luder

What if you woke up one day and you were still in your pajamas, but you were on a wooden plank floating in the middle of the ocean?

"WTF!?"

What if you woke up one day and you were Jim carrey.

[edit on 5-3-2009 by _Phoenix_]

If I woke up just to find out I was Jim Carrey, I'd be looking for a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of black pants.

What if you woke you one morning just to find out that you are Tom Cruise?

LOL, I'd transfer a few million to my account.

What if you woke up one day and your leg could talk?

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lol! But only in loud German.

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I'd tell it to phone you and complain about making me laugh so much.

What if you woke up, your wearing girly pajamas, your in an unfamiliar place, you get up and look in the mirror and realise your Paris Hilton?

I'd get a sex change and hope that the shift happened the next morning back to my normal body....

What if you woke up and you were George Bush?

Originally posted by mf_luder
I'd get a sex change and hope that the shift happened the next morning back to my normal body....

Honestly, if I woke up to be her, the first thing I would do is become a lesbian. That would be pretty fun, plus media loves that crap, more money!

If I was George Bush, I wouldn't know where to start.

What if you woke up to Jessica Alba and Mickey Mouse in your bed?

LOL

Umm......

Let's just say Mickey Mouse would be taking a lonely walk out the front door....

What if you could make stuff disappear by not believing in it? lol - I don't believe in the color blue *POP* - all of a sudden, the color blue is gone.

If all the blue (my fav colour) had gone i'd probably be looking at the sky in complete bemusment.

What if you woke up to find yourself, everybody else and the whole world had become a cartoon world.

...and everyone was running away from a giant eraser.... lol

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Not until 2012.
I would certainly try to find some acme dynomite.