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Originally posted by DeltaChaos
Originally posted by falcon
George Carlin For President.
For the following reasons.
1. The U.S. Gov is joke to begin with and who better to run the u.s. then a comedian.
2. The people love George Carlin
3. The FCC would be abolished because George would shut it down.
4. It would give the people a real george to look up too.
5. All drugs would be legalised
6. Golf Chorse's would be converted to housing for the homeless.
7. Just think of the Joint Chiefs of Staff that would be in charge under george carlin.
8. When he would do a press confrence he would make sense unlike current presidents that have to do cocain before they make a speach. + The people would tune in and he wouldnt have to pay off groups like fox news to carry his speech or addresses
9. We would have the 4 state fencing he has always talked about in the past of the most amusing citizens.
10. Some of the Real Problems Just might get worked out.
Anyone got any suggestions for the vice president other then "bean" or maybe gallager perhaps "wierd al yankovic" But I think I have the perfact one picked out.
Jessy Ventura for Vice President. You have Laughter you have authority and no one would question george then because he would have a former navy seal as vice president you would have to go threw Ventura before you made any off the wall comments about the president you would have to answer to the vice president first.
Hell this is a good idea maybe if we petition george with enough e-mail maybe he will run.
Just my 2 cents
Originally posted by drunk
Who's Otis? and thanx for putting my name forwarsd