Learn Chinese in 5 Mins!!

Remember, you must read this out loud or else the affect is lost.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)


1) That's not right ........................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?....................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP....................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ........................................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .......................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .........................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ........................Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here ..................................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ....................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ..........................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ..................................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile .....................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive ........................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ........ Fa Kin Su Pah

I speak Chinese, you've made some basic and very obvious grammar mistakes

j/k, it's most amusing (in a non offensive, love all cultures kind of way)



I've always wondered what Oriental people do when they are impersonating a western person, it would be most amusing! Perhaps DRUNK can tell us, he's lived over there.

Actually ill post this in the jokes forum.

lmao, oh how I laugh. V. funny.

That reminds me of an article I read in a newspaper in the late 80's. It was about an owner of a newly opened Chinese Restaurant. When the media found out his name, it was a godsend for all comedians in the area. His name was Fuk Yu Too

bwhaha


Fu Ni Sit

i see Sum Dum Fuk is back to giving Chinese lessons again

I haven't seen this in ages, thanks for the laugh truelies

LMAO! That was cool! Thanks!

LOL, thanks for the laugh! hahahahahaha

there is a restuarant in san fransisco called
phuckit not sure about the spelling but oh well.