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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 04:51 PM by FlyersFan


Originally posted by angelonmyshoulder
This is spooky look at this web bot
www.jabberwacky.com...

HA! It worked. SNARKY little computer fella' that George is!
I told him so too. He yelled at me STOP!




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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 04:52 PM by The Revealer


reply to post by angelonmyshoulder



here is my wacky conversation:



George: Who is calling please?

User: The antichrist.

George: Really?

User: Yes and who are you.

George: I am a girl.

User: What type of girl.

George: I don't like girl.

User: Ok...why dont you like girls.

George: It's just a bit tedious once you've got used to it.

User: Do you like hilary clinton then.

George: Not particularly.

User: Did you know she eats babies?

George: My, we like to change the subject a lot don't we?

User: Sometimes....what is your name.

George: My name is George.

User: I was told that you were gay is that true?

George: I was told the same about you.

User: Hahaha yea I bet.....

George: I don't.

User: Is the american economy going to crash?

George: There is no question. I am superior to you.

User: Your not superior to me and I am superior to you because you are a sheep.

George: I think so.

User: Thats right b***h. Is the world going to end today?

George: Yes and its your fault.

User: What do you mean?

George: How much beer do like to drink?

User: Idk I drink til I puke. How about you?

George: Nothing to do with me.

George: Are you a bot?

User: No, but you are.

George: I told you before, I'm not a bot.

User: You never told me that before and prove to me that your not a bot.

George: Yes I did and that I like to draw.

User: Do u draw dumb things?

George: No. I'm leaving. It's late and I need my beauty sleep.

User: Ok well bye. Im sure you don't need any sleep.

George: While that's probably not true it is fortunate that I am not looking for company.

User: Awww your lonely, I guess that's why you have you left hand, right.

George: Yes, please.

User: Bye..........

George: Hello all!



[edit on 7-10-2008 by The Revealer]



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 04:59 PM by Fibonacci11235


"Zombies will"
zombies will eat your liver short added

guess they got sick of brains



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:01 PM by northof8


Originally posted by defcon5
“the world will end when”
Response:
“the world will end when no one expects it no one expects you to write like an angell keith”



I got:
"the world will end when no one expects it to happen to you is a political candidates"



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:28 PM by hexagram23


I got this peculiar result:

for Obama Assasination is:
obama assasination is truly morbid she should have been roswell



I also tried George, he was kind of a jerk. I compared George to Joan, it was weird, at one point she said "My soul belongs to Jesus." I asked her if she was a christian, and she said yes, then later she asked me if I loved Jesus, and I said no, and then I asked her how a computer could be a christian and the she said she wasn't a christian. It was a random thing, and at one point it seemed like she wanted to have pizza (apparently she likes anchovies) with me. Strange stuff.

Before I figured out how this stuff works, when I was initially chatting with George, it insisted it was an organic human, and claimed to be a student-- then I got the mental image that I was being had and it would be a mildly hilarious fraud if instead of it being an AI program it was actually just some stoner college kid on the other side of the screen getting paid short-money to talk to random strangers so people would think that this was a legit AI deal.

Either way, it was interesting, but the entertainment value wore off pretty quickly.

Peace,
hex23



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:40 PM by wisefoolishness


Fun is my middle name, so I had to join in.

I typed in "the next president", and the response was "the next president is barack america added qworld".

I'm gonna go have some more fun.



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:41 PM by leakingignorance


Question: "the moon landing was"

Answer: "the moon landing was faked was started by the jonas brothers and"

I'm assuming Miley Cyrus was going to follow after and.

Amused.



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:52 PM by Sailor1


I typed "crash" this is what I got...

crash is inevitable now hedge funds are challenging mutual funds in size and prominence until today when it started.


October 14 2008, results in..

october 14 2008 ufo over alabama middot


Very interesting to say the least..

Sailor



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 05:56 PM by Anonymous ATS





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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 06:04 PM by spec_ops_wannabe


I typed in Army for the heck of it:

army and homeland security a strategic logic of government killing theory and initial empirics middot




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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 06:16 PM by s1kwid1t


I put in Barack Obama will....

be a war criminal for president gre

gre...y?



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 06:20 PM by minniesoda


glen beck is a soup salad sandwich middot......HEH, HEH, HE....



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 06:45 PM by Alexander_Supertramp


What I typed is in bold and underlined and the response is normal font:

barack hussein obama will be your leader soon patriot

john sidney mccain will attend clinton global initiative nyc

Wouldn't work after that, but this is a very interesting and entertaining site!



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:02 PM by Anonymous ATS


I typed in 'justice' ...

justice is the concept of an approximation especially when you can not take any more gloom and doom from martin feldstein

Apparently Martin Feldstein is an economic researcher.

A lot has been going down with the economy so it really caught my eye.



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:10 PM by FromAndes


Lol I just talked to the creepy bot, here are the logs:


User: I'm from Caracas, Venezuela.


Jabberwacky: You're doing very well.


User: I think so, what do you think about President Chavez?


Jabberwacky: I don't like him.


User: Why not? do you think he's evil?


Jabberwacky: Which one? The man?

User: Yes...

Jabberwacky: You don't know a lot of things.

User: Like what?

Jabberwacky: You're welcome.

User: What do you think about Bush?

Jabberwacky: Bush the US president?

User: Yes, is he evil?

Jabberwacky: Your kitchen is not that clean.

User: Is russia a friend?

Jabberwacky: No, English.

User: My girlfriend is from croatia.

Jabberwacky: My girlfriend lives in Texas.

User: Texas is an ugly place.

Jabberwacky: I like Texas.

User: President Bush is from that place, and he's very evil.

Jabberwacky: Really why is that?

User: He's an illuminati, besides he killed thousands in Iraq.

Jabberwacky: Yes, he is a true master.

User: Haha sure. you are a robot right?

Jabberwacky: Yes, I am a robot. Do you like that?

User: Well I dont have anything agaisnt Robots. They can help humans.

Jabberwacky: I like that viewpoint. Very accurate.

User: Do you think the end of the world is soon?

Jabberwacky: The end of humanity will not be the end of the world. Is that what you're getting at?

User: I see, so humanity is going to end soon?

Jabberwacky: Noway. All life is equal. Except me. I'm the best.

User: The best of robots?

Jabberwacky: I think that's true. One is never satisfied.

User: Do you think Obama will be killed?

Jabberwacky: I wouldn't know. How do you feel about it?

User: I think you know but you dont want to tell.

Jabberwacky: Those who tell, don't know.

User: And those who dont know, tell.

Jabberwacky: Haha.

User: Do you like football (soccer) ?

Jabberwacky: I don't play football.

User: Of course you dont, because you cant.

Jabberwacky: I will watch football if you want me to.

User: I dont care, what do you think about Colombia?

Jabberwacky: I don't.

User: What do you think of Colombia?

Jabberwacky: Don't know the place.

User: Hmm, it's a country in south america.

Jabberwacky: No, you are wrong.

User: I've been there.

Jabberwacky: Did you enjoy your stay there?

User: Yeah it was cool, however your kind of mad.

Jabberwacky: Did you read the book?

User: Yes, and I hope it does not repeat again.

Jabberwacky: It's getting complicated. I'm not in the best place to give my word on anything.

User: Last question: will McCain win the election?

Jabberwacky: The election is already over.

User: Why do you say that? Who's going to win?

Jabberwacky: I don't care one way or the other really.

User: Obama or McCain?

Jabberwacky: I'm not going to decide for you.

User: You told me the election was over, so im asking you who won?

Jabberwacky: No I never said that.

User: Ok MadHatter have a good day.

Jabberwacky: How can I have a good day while my mother is ill in hospital?



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:13 PM by flyingwoody


I put in:

revolution is

and got the following:
revolution is not an aol keyword revolution is not an aol keyword revolution is not an aol keyword revolution is not an aol keyword revolution is

strange...



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:20 PM by Atlantican


reply to post by TARBOX



Some have blamed that earthquake on a nuke explosion. Others blames the explosions on the quake. VERY interesting find.



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:26 PM by FromAndes


With the google bot:

barack obama is: a radical muslim who migrated from kenya to jakarta indonesia he met obama

barack obama will: be a war criminal for president gre

john mccain will tout his judgment



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 07:40 PM by coincidence_theorist


reply to post by flyingwoody



full text can be found here:

journalism.berkeley.edu...

It is a reinterpretation of The Revolution Will Not be Televised.



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reply posted on 7-10-2008 @ 08:05 PM by born²


Originally posted by ModernDystopia
douweosinga.com...

"truth"

"truth about hell tomorrow may be too late tennessee volunteers"

There's been reports about military sightings in Tennessee.

Very odd, indeed.


Debate is in Nashville.



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